Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. In my hour of need, Honey Badger, I turn to you.

They did original songs, and now they're headed to New York.

And remember, vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen.

# I'll be my own savior #

Good. This is almost worthy of the artist doing the closing number at the benefit.

What happened to the money that we got from the Cheerios?

Okay? That crazy ex-wife of yours messed with your brain...

I'm gonna go deal with the haters.

You guys never...

# Don't wanna live #

You guys are absolutely right. How much do you need to make the trip?

I can't stand this!

# Nobody's home #

Will's dating the hot substitute, Holly Holliday.

# Ain't no way #

We pushed this stuff like crack.

Okay, you guys go find Mercedes.

and now you think you can't dream.

You just got poked- poked by the Dagger.

All right, we need $5,000 to pay for our trip to nationals in New York.

And so will we.

- But you do hate the Glee Club. - That's true. I do.

Show tunes! Show tunes! Show tunes!

until she wrote me back and said that the stress of my letters is giving her alopecia.

I would like to sing the perfect song about neglect- "All By Myself."

I'm "The Beckster" on the Entertainment Weekly chat room.

# If you won't #

# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #

- # And her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars # - Boo! Boo!

# It just ain't no way, baby #

Pink Dagger, if I may.

We tear them down to feel better about ourselves.

You counted that one we had in the janitor's closet yesterday?

Intermission's almost over.

- And it is a perfect place to practice for nationals. - And you know the best part?

Well, this is awkward. Consider my offer.

Since you agreed to give me 10% of whatever we can come up with to ask for.

Because it's a night of neglect.

I know what it feels like to be in Academic Decathlon.

# That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes #

- Also I'm gorgeous. - And I'm dating Will Schuester.

That was my favorite one.

- I really do like doing that. - Legion of Evil?

You have no proof.

- We'll try our best. - Shh. I'm not finished.

the Brainiacs asked us to be benefit heads for the Night of Neglect.

You're just as good of a singer as I am.

Those aren't eggs in those fallopian tubes.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mercedes Jones.

So you fill the auditorium with people who are there to hear them sing, and poof!

# Well, she did and she does and she'll do it again #