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Fuck you! You took my fingers.
- WHITEY: I guarantee it.
Oh, what?
Friends call me Whitey.
- WHITEY: Christ forgive me.
I asked the paw to send me a killer
- No.
- Wow, sounds like a shit load of new customers.
I invited you here.
to keep you safe.
way over your head.
under the old high school football field.
And the pastor gets it next.
the Whitlock Funeral Home was on the brink of bankruptcy.
- WHITEY: The paw took hold of our fate and squeezed.
I'm the mayor of this town.
up the wrong tree here, don't ya?
of her dentures---- I adored that woman.
Until I received what I took to be divine intervention.
Terror that I helped facilitate.
You could be mayor! - ANNOUNCER: Mayor's slowly
Which makes what I did all the more unthinkable.