Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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I'm becoming a jerk because I have no dad.
I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.
You're almost out of labor, neighbor.
where the monkey attempts to eat your face.
He's right. I am boring.
Don't drink at the office party.
Why, ye‐‐ No.
not being able to stand.
Cool. Now that I'm a bachelor again, my hair is coming back.
And here they are!
Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.
On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em!
Oh, that's too bad.
I know your son's birthday's coming up.
and everyone else is drunk. This is a nightmare.
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Oh, that's wonderful.
by the Salvation Army.
What happened is what happens every time.
but the "E" in "hell" is an "E" for "eternity."
for saying something stupid.
You could deliver the baby.
I'm about to be the first person ever dishonorably discharged