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I grow tired of eavesdropping and masturbating
and buried it with, like, two little kicks
Why don't you admit you don't anyone else to be happy
[ All moaning ]
because you're a sad old fart?
I fucking hate magic!
Agana aksaka sapooloo.
You got it, Jipe.
Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?
not this.
And that's the end of the "Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.
I fucking hate Melbourne!
Chachi.Fuck Chachi, Morty.
♪ Gas gone, Never nod off ♪
Oh, God. The wizard must have hung Balthromaw!
Ah, I could have died fast!
God, look at this piece of shit.
That little -- [ Chuckles ]
What the fuck?You slut.
What the hell?
♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪
[ Crying ]
Get to that portal, you slut.
Chachi!Fuck Chachi, Morty.
Oh, fuck, my fucking eye, oh!
Summer, you fucking idiot!
Well, nice talking to you for no reason.
It was him.
Ow! Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?
Whoa. Who's this mysterious character?
and sort of un-- unpack all this.
Bu harika this is so cool
Your dragon soul-bonded with my grandpa.
- Let's go! - Ow! Ow!
I hope it's not because you're watching but don't go anywhere.
What about your grandpa?
And now we do, thanks to Chichi.