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Okay, listen up, slut dragons!
Figures you'd be higher status in Lame World.
Go to Brenner Ass.
What's this show called, "Ass"?
I could spend all night down here.
No, look, can you please just go?
Uh, open a portal to Earth.
So dumb.
Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?
Your lessers will hunt you down,
I grow weary of you humans.
If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us.
I'm a talking cat, but "Who cares why?" is my point.
Told you. So then why are you talking?
I'm trying to cheat on my wife.
All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above,
Oh, yeah. I'm --
Why should that matter?Why should it not matter?
Go to her ass.That's Brenner.
I don't got any more rules. That's it.
I-I-I-I'm good.
Let me give you Wolverine claws.
Cha-ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?
- Ow! - Get to that portal, you slut.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't even look.
Slut thief!
We must begin a 10-slut soul orgy...
[ Door closes ]
♪ Gas gone, Never nod off ♪
Oh, shit. He signed it.
What in the...