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Outer space?
Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?
What the fuck?
I'm guessing you'd rather not be tagged in this.
So, uh, w-w-when do I get it?
I-It can make us forget.
and you can -- Mm! Ah!
You can take this stupid fake soul-bond contract,
Jerry, I have a device.
You know what I'm talking about?
Bleed here and here.
Don't ask why I can talk.
I haven't read all this yet.
Oh! Ugh, I'm bonding.
you fucking d-d-dumbass?
Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.
Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?
or it'll rip your head off.
Stick that up your ass.Oh, you're done?
- and you cancel it. - Ow, no, stop! Huh? No!
[ Laughing ]
Oh, yeah. Whoa, Jesus.
I fucking hate Melbourne
I-I-I really want to shower.
This is your fault. Fuck you, worst adventure ever.
Oh, oh, no. Oh -- Wait, please, no!
Now, I'm gonna tell my grandson you ran off
Taylor Swift pumping her fist in the air? What does it mean when --It means you're lame
♪♪
- Chill out pop. - You slit!
Check this shit out. Watch this.
I can do this.
Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power?
three!
Where's the cat?
♪♪
[ Electronic music playing ]
and it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?
Let's go.
Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.
Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.
Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?
20-minute nap and soar through the sky?