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...I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider
♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪
Oh, thank God.
Y-You said it was purple.
with the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.
just landed on our doorstep, we finally have a chance.
How did you find us?
Yeah, how about you suck your dick,
You know, I better check on him.
How long does it take you to fly to Florida?
Ah! Oh!
How about a quick hand bond?
kind of, like, gets in your throat?
No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book.
W-Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years
Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.
Dude, it's when you take the chick,
with no water? Ugh!
I'm being summoned by Morty.
The Dragonarchy sentences you to hang by the neck until dead.
why not make up something...funnier?
- Slitty! - Ow!
...and become the all-slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut.
Let's see the truth.
Okay, but why Florida?
Now, that's what I call draggin'.
- Now, and you man - You slut! You slut!
Now, with the four fresh, wet sluts that
Wait, is this -- Why do you have an original
for this terrifying battle by remembering
Outer space?
Ugh!
put her feet on a cathedral --Sorry to interrupt, guys.
Wait, why did the dragon come?
- Slut soul! - Ow!
- Chachi! - Fuck Chachi, Morty.
unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto
Well, at least I'm not into shit play.
My soul. Oh!
Admit it, Texas. Ted Cruz sucks.
I said, "No."
from your fucking dragon?
Enjoy your dragon.
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