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911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house.
(SCOFFS)
In my 20s, it would've been annoying.
Was it professional? No.
"obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is.
We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.
You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael.
(CLEARING THROAT) So, if you have...
You're not bad, either.
Can't really trust my feelings anymore.
What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.
Yo soy Cancun.
snake-charming, beds of nails, I like lying...
If she says no, then she is not interested.
I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.
You have some ancestors in common somewhere back.
How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee
(SCOFFS) It doesn't just sound "aite," it sounds amazing.
But I can't say that it's impossible.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Yes.
I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.
Thank you, Dwight. Oh.
Or a Chinese-German hybrid.