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"I know this might come as something of a surprise
while I'm trying to take a nap?
I'm so scared.
I'll... uh, I'll check on that for you.
What the hell? Who's that?
I got to tell her.
Nothing happening out here. Heh.
Ah! Paper cut!
Because it's a new presentation, Teddy.
Hey, you were wrong about everything, Louise.
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
Let me get my checkbook.
Okay, Mom, that's enough pearl time.
Hooray for romance! True love does exist.
Don't take me, let me go! Let me go! What's going on? What are you doing with Mikey?
"I'm so happy you wrote back.
Caterpillar roll $14
Oh, that's no problem. Open back up. Um...
but I'm not allowed to cash it until she wins the lottery.
Bjork's hard lemonade?
I think so.
Did we have a visit today?
Okay.
We have movie night every Tuesday.
Poor Bob. I guess you can rest up tonight.
I can get them for you. So?
But Yay! Yay!
I know a Bert.
Don’t Tell Meryl
Who's it from?
It's supposed to be on the top, eh.
It's them! Turn off the TV!
So is mine. That's why I wear these.
Tina, it's been nice having you visit me so often.
I think that's an expression.
After Taj and I made goat massaman curry.
Succulent!
Oh, God. Wait. Hold on.
Yeah. No, no, it's okay.
Don't waste my time.
I'm over here.
We have a big date with a retired navy admiral.
Oh, no! Oh, my.
It's true, there really are stolen pearls.
I'm Peter, uh...
It might be shingles.
You're gonna be exhausted if you don't get some sleep.
I made the coffee.
at a nursing home today. Gotta go.
I'm Donny. Head chef at Succulent.
we talk shop.
Oh, you could read me my mail.
it's opposite-mess- you-gotta-clean-up day,
Well... Wait.
Meryl, I have a confession to make.
on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral.
"that I'm not too old for romance.
Should we write the admiral and make a date for a dance?
Isn't that a little coincidental?
All right, calm down, calm down. September 17, 2012