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Anything for you, Emma.
so I gave up homework, but that didn't help.
but I can't get Rachel out of my head.
to becoming on board...
by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal...
- This is my workplace. - I'm sorry, honey.
but I can promise to keep your life clean of sadness...
Okay, you know how I'm moonlighting as a nurse?
We're gonna do a mash-up of"Halo" and "Walking on Sunshine."
I Say We Just Wing It. We Can't Just Wing It
That's actually a better deal than I expected.
Who's gonna be the judge?
and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly...
Well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses.
and start competing alongside them.
- And that's what you missed on... - # Glee #
You should enjoy it. And let's face it.
He's gonna have a heart attack.
and I was wondering if I could lie down in here for a while.
# Oh, no, I've got to keep on movin' ##
Oh, Ken, I gotta be honest with you.
It's gonna be a cakewalk. High five.
In a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isn't gonna fit...
It's coming clear to me now.
but if we coast through sectionals, we're gonna get killed at regionals.
and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marry you.
- # I can feel your halo, halo # - # Hey, halo-o-o #
I'm just kind of overwhelmed.
- Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh.
Uh, okay, girls. We need to get started.
A quiver. That quiver will lose us nationals...
I would have tortured you if the roles were reversed, you know.
See, I'm not built to work five days a week.
Hey, Finn, you all right? You seem a little out of it.
That's, um... That's actually really nice. Why don't you just...
Oh, I'm offended by that accusation.
Just... come back to practice.
I have my protein shake with banana and flax seed oil...
not when I'm just getting my sea legs.
- # Halo # - # I can see your halo #
ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby.
They're over-the-counter. They stock them next to the candy bars.
I never want Mr. Schuester to find out about this though. I don't wanna hurt him either.
A week ago.
No, but I read once that teenagers need more sleep than infants.
I don't know. They think they've got it in the bag...
Being a guy my age is tough.
Competition.
or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?
I see 'em together all the time...
# It's now or never #
We're doing a mash-up of"It's My Life" and Usher's "Confessions."
- Terri, Will is a good man. - Uh-huh.