Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sweetie, I'm the school nurse.

to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation...

that if you and I started seeing each other on the side...

Get the lead out, Howard. We have patients waiting.

- I was only trying to help you, Will. - Don't.

I want you guys to go all out, okay? Costumes, choreography.

Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today.

I'm just really tired from Glee Club.

I just wanted to cut to the chase...

# It's my life #

I have serious concerns about your judgment, Mrs. Schuester.

# Now, baby, I'm sure #

Yeah. Um, I've been really tired lately...

You know, admit that we were wrong and disqualify our respective teams immediately.

Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe.

um, but I'm gonna have all these doctors' bills...

- No sharps, and no flats. - I know how lucky I am...

Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes of decongestant.

# Oh, no, I got to keep on movin' #

Okay. All right. Whoo. What the...

All those opposed?

- # Baby, I can feel your halo # - # Oh #

but she can really sing and her body is smokin' ...

# And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door #

Looks like the ayes have it.

- No one gets to win. - Cool.

# It's my life ##

- Yeah. - Let me put it to you this way.

if you're not into boobs.

Isn't this gonna be great?

You've got a little mustard in your cute, Kirk Douglas chin dimple.

It's like somebody slipped something in your juice boxes.

Dude, what's wrong with you? Go see the nurse.

- Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now?