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- We got this in the bag. - Totally.
We're really sorry, Mr. Schue.
Hi, Terri. This is Howard Bamboo.
Listen, Rachel. You don't know what it's like for me, the kind of pressure I'm un...
- What? No. Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? - Mm-hmm.
Okay.
# I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground #
Has your soul been taken over by caffeinated space aliens?
Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn...
He's the reason I'm doing this.
# Nobody gonna slow me down #
You know, honestly, I don't even know how you kids do it nowadays.
You know Ken, um, asked me to marry him.
Um, is-is everything okay, Terri?
No. I can't do that.
and deal with a pregnant girlfriend who yells about ice cream.
- I'm Finn Hudson. I'm in Glee with your husband. - Well, hi, Finn.
- and I won't rest until I reach it. - # I've got to keep on movin' ##
I know what I'm doing.
All right.
- As a matter of fact, I'm gonna start calling you "F-Rod." - Hey, back off.
If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.
- we got to have lunch together on a weekday, hmm? - Hmm.
It began at dawn, when I tried...
- gets to choose the number that we do for sectionals. - Wait.
Okay, split up.
What if she says no? It might kill me.
Also, Ken is dating Emma, but she's really got eyes for Mr. Schue.
Sure, yeah. That sounds good.
- We've got sectionals in two... - Please. Sectionals is gonna be a breeze.
Because I would wanna keep my last name...
I think you should both pack up and move out of the district.
Maybe so...
Geez, I didn't know you had that in you.
All those in favor of winging it?
Can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school.
It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir.
We actually haven't, um, had sex yet.
And the revenge of the jilted woman is usually pretty messy.
- Hey, Emma, um, can you walk with me? - Yeah.
I have a lot more to lose.
Know your assignments. This is not...
We all took something.
- But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'N' Things. - I'm not an American citizen.
Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all.
They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows...
Every time I light a fire in my life...
There, there.
I would pop two of these blue meanies every morning...
Oh, we all have pressures. But you know how I deal with it? The natural way...
- Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning. - Oh, don't give me that.
and I'm gonna need some new maternity clothes.
Everyone gets a dose.
We're planning on smacking 'em down like the hand of God.