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That's great.
There's a code of silence in my office.
It could be more like a secret, you know... like a secret marriage.
- Wife puts on a couple extra pounds... - I'm pregnant.
Mrs. Schuester, I appreciate your interest in the nursing position...
- Cheater. - I don't know what you're talkin' about.
So...
As assistant manager at Sheets 'N' Things...
Geez, Terri.
- # These are my confessions # - # I just wanna live while I'm alive #
Ladies, I... I don't even know what to say.
You know, I knew something was up.
I think, um... I think you really motivated them.
Aaah!
Spending time together is not good for our marriage?
Sure.
And then at Cheerios practice, disaster.
Get creative.
# I ain't gonna live forever #
- I told you guys. - We know.
I'm nothing like A-Rod, okay? I'd never take steroids. They make your junk fall off.
You're actually a good singer, Quinn.
Who?
# Remember those walls I built #
You're just an innocent little dove. Hmm?
- # Now, my confessions # - # If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all #
Every week I pick someone at random, and I kick 'em out.
with the boy who would become my husband.
# All right now, ho #
Emma Pillsbury... "M&M"... will you marry me?
What? I had no idea this was even going on.
Thank you so much. It really is a pleasure. While the boys chose songs that cast an eye...
Instilling a sense of good, clean competition in these kids...
Feeling all right, Quinn?
an outsider.
# I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa #
Even if we win, it's not gonna be satisfying.
or newscasters or mob bosses do it.
in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you.
- # And don't it feel good # - # I can feel your halo #
Of course it's not me.
I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day.
and once again I will be humiliated.
# And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd #
and I know that you don't either.
Uh... Ah?
No, just visited the school nurse.
# These are my confessions #
I'm on honor roll. I have friends.
Puck, with respect, you're more helpful when you don't contribute.
Gimme some energy.
It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin.