Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and once again I will be humiliated.

I'm nothing like A-Rod, okay? I'd never take steroids. They make your junk fall off.

As assistant manager at Sheets 'N' Things...

- Cheater. - I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Of course it's not me.

- # These are my confessions # - # I just wanna live while I'm alive #

Even if we win, it's not gonna be satisfying.

I think, um... I think you really motivated them.

# These are my confessions #

It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin.

# I ain't gonna live forever #

Puck, with respect, you're more helpful when you don't contribute.

Gimme some energy.

Feeling all right, Quinn?

or newscasters or mob bosses do it.

It could be more like a secret, you know... like a secret marriage.

What? I had no idea this was even going on.

# All right now, ho #

# Remember those walls I built #

You're just an innocent little dove. Hmm?

- # Now, my confessions # - # If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all #

Thank you so much. It really is a pleasure. While the boys chose songs that cast an eye...

# I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa #

- I told you guys. - We know.

# And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd #

You're actually a good singer, Quinn.

No, just visited the school nurse.

Every week I pick someone at random, and I kick 'em out.

and I know that you don't either.

Ladies, I... I don't even know what to say.

Mrs. Schuester, I appreciate your interest in the nursing position...

You know, I knew something was up.

with the boy who would become my husband.

Emma Pillsbury... "M&M"... will you marry me?

Instilling a sense of good, clean competition in these kids...

I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day.

- Wife puts on a couple extra pounds... - I'm pregnant.

Spending time together is not good for our marriage?

There's a code of silence in my office.

in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you.

- # And don't it feel good # - # I can feel your halo #

I'm on honor roll. I have friends.

And then at Cheerios practice, disaster.