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You have seven months of your youth left.
We have got to be on our game.
Occasionally sharp, but that's just because you lack my years of training.
Whoo! Ha-ha!
That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid.
Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill...
because of the germs, you know, and because of the odor.
with a rigorous diet and exercise routine.
So...
No. You've been so stressed about our finances lately...
Not every minute. There's no separation.
The receivers run the fly route downfield...
Here's what you're gonna do.
# I'm surrounded by your embrace #
I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness.
I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife.
And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone...
Then you're gonna get down on one knee...
I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy.
Pseudo ephedrine.
And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now.
# Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride #
inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens...
Wow.
- # Halo # - # I can see your halo #
And Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn to give her her baby so Will won't find out.
When we have a "no sub" pandemic
We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, or tell anybody actually.
you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.
I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria too.
- Well, that. - Wait. What?
I don't want any baby-daddy drama when you hand it over to me.
- Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's the same old song.
Oh. Thanks, guys.
She doesn't like to be touched.
I gotta tell ya, I'm just thrilled...
Well, actually, I consider you a co conspirator. We came up with the idea together.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant.
Oh, you might think there's some kind of competition going on between you and I...
Kurt?
Come on, dude. We're late for football practice.
Come on. We can do this in our sleep.
Okay, well, you, um...
- Chill out. - I already picked the songs.
# I just wanna live while I'm alive #
- # These are my confessions # - # And just when I thought I said all I could say #
We know, and I think I speak for everyone when I say...