Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's the same old song.

When we have a "no sub" pandemic

Here's what you're gonna do.

you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.

That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid.

Come on. We can do this in our sleep.

Not every minute. There's no separation.

Okay, well, you, um...

Pseudo ephedrine.

- # Halo # - # I can see your halo #

Oh, you might think there's some kind of competition going on between you and I...

She doesn't like to be touched.

We have got to be on our game.

You have seven months of your youth left.

And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now.

Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant.

No. You've been so stressed about our finances lately...

- Chill out. - I already picked the songs.

with a rigorous diet and exercise routine.

The receivers run the fly route downfield...

inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens...

- Well, that. - Wait. What?

Well, actually, I consider you a co conspirator. We came up with the idea together.

because of the germs, you know, and because of the odor.

I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife.

# Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride #

- # These are my confessions # - # And just when I thought I said all I could say #

Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill...

Oh. Thanks, guys.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

Come on, dude. We're late for football practice.

# I'm surrounded by your embrace #

I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness.

We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, or tell anybody actually.

And Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn to give her her baby so Will won't find out.

Then you're gonna get down on one knee...

And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone...

# I just wanna live while I'm alive #

I gotta tell ya, I'm just thrilled...

Occasionally sharp, but that's just because you lack my years of training.

We know, and I think I speak for everyone when I say...

I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria too.

I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy.

I don't want any baby-daddy drama when you hand it over to me.