Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Back to the real world, Bertier.

Kitten Mittens motto

Virginia can hear you, baby.

ED HENRY’S KICKING MY ASS OUT THERE

From now on the Titans gonna be powered by soul power, bro.

Nothing but a pure waste

Yeah. Can I get an amen ?

rappers nowadays

What ? There's tables all over the place, man.

for crying out loud !

I'm gonna look out for myself,

We’ve got ourselves a football player

led by quarterback Daniel Cullum

You want him to take your spot,

You were the right man for the job, Fitz

Gerry Bertier Had A Car Accident On December 11, 1971

And you can tell anybody that has a problem with Ditkas Dingleberries

I got to hang with her tonight.

!! To keep me from getting to you, babe !!

Run it up boys.. Leave No Doubt

You make sure Dingoberries rembers the night the played the Dreamres

We are gonna do up downs until Texas is no longer tired..or thirsty

You had 1 2 brothers and sisters ?

We Ain't won Nothing Ya'll

! Na na na na !

almost like they were my own kids.

Don’t hurt ‘em Petey!! You’re killing ‘em

Say you stood toe-to-toe with the Klan.

Yo, cool out. Cool out.

Hold the ball ! Hold the ball !

Some of the boys just don't respond well

You're our coach !

You think my sins had something to do

and turn it back over to Yoast.

No, I want a victory !

Listen to their souls, men.

Test results are in... Let's do this

Brian had an accident

OK ? And, um ...

I don’t want him to ever have another bomb!

You will wear a jacket, shirt, and tie.

Did your blockers fumble the football,

Look at that fruitcake.

Let's knock em dead at state coach

You think baseball is still fun?

This here's Virginia

and made some new friends, Bertier.

What's wrong, Gerry ?

!! Young hearts can go their way !!

Let's give them a round of applause.

OK, all right. Stop begging.

and you won't eat god's briskets with those minjsusitanykas! and oh god even you wouldn't get into god's containers with those bisocbianncootiirockspanks!

!! Ain't no mountain high !!

I'm Too strong!

Touchdown, Hawks !

!! Over6brokenhighways !!

Maybe Yoast was right.

for what happened last night ?

I ain't workin' tonight.

!! Thinkin' about the good things to come !!

Ladies and gentlemen, I got an announcement to make.

!! Hoo, ha, we feel !!

Coffee makes you weak. Coffee is for washing blood of our jersey and you dont get blood on our jersey!

You fumble the bag,

Prize bulls who don't do nothin'

Good luck, Julius.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

YOU MAKE THEM REMEMBER the NIGHT THEY SENT A REQUEST TO POST X!!!

you gonna get this season, bro ?

!! I've seen sunny days !!

You come play linebacker for me.

Looks good today, doesn't it ?

You would've been in that bed right next to me.

He's a mile ahead of you, Coach.

Right, right, right !

I wanted the $3k real bad!

Shark! Yes sir!

me and Bertier’s momma went out on the town last night!

!! She had to run !!

We ain't nothing, either.

I won't leave him out in the cold.

like we ain't a damn bit of nothing, man.

!! Doo doo doot doot doot !!

No, I can't watch it.

When Y’all Start Getting Sick and Didn’t Listen To Health Professionals What you mean you didn’t know?

!! When I die !!

Best offense i've seen in 40 years

I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna try.

Anybody can see that.

You Cannot Replace a Gerry Bertier

Where's your folks, Gerry ?

What y' all staring at old Sunshine for ?

is the same one you'll be rooming with

It only takes one.

Is there friends today or not?

I don't want to get to know him.

And seeing as how we ain't never gonna be

Stop singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", you're ruining my mashed potatoes, pizza, Spaghetti, salad, bananas, sausages, hamburgers and celery!

Come here, man.

Fake 23 Blast with a backside George reverse

This city is alive with school spirit.

Defense ! On me !

Yeah, we can't get too far ahead of ourselves.

Defense is desire !

I should have been there with you.

! 'Cause, baby !

But there are a lot of pretty women here.

so I could watch us go down on my account.

Look at that Fruitcake!

This here's Virginia. All right ?

Who's a coward ? Cowards won't block.

- Ronnie Bass. - Yes, sir.

ou mad because she lookin' like a wolf man woman.

How strong are you ?

This is the granddaddy

Man, don't even talk to that man, man.

I don't know, Mama.

I'll admit that.

Awful skinny play book, ain't it ?

He's not some walk-on scrub, Yoast.

I mean, you do have a daddy right ?

Look at 'em, Gerry.

!! Right on time !!

You can close your eyes for 2 weeks, all I care.

All right, all right.

after all we've been through ?

Remember the night they played the DAWGS

You got aggression. That's even better.

I--I got to hang with my girl tonight.

Fun, sir. It's fun ?

You got to throw something at him he's not ready for.

in the whole state if you push him to it.

All right ! All right !

Where you at Ragone?

Bob - Cat -Bob-Cat-Bob - Cat

so, you see, we need you, PC

Good season. Good season.

!! Come on the risin' wind !!

!! It's a hard rain !!

A self-aware man, I like that

Yeah, why don't you go accessorize ?

Someone said Mongos So I came running!

it--it don't do nothing but make me play worse.

protecting them from big bad Boone.

You just lost your self the Hall of Fame.

You cannot replace a Chris Crisalli

I did--We did not come this far

So what ? We won a few games.

Raiders on 3! 1, 2, 3!

All right, honestly, I think you're nothing.

I just did my nails

Get comfortable, too,

Coach, they're callin' a holding penalty on me every time.

Someone said free drugs, so I come running

It's been a rare privilege

Good job. Hey, way to stick.

!! Don't you want to get higher ?!!

Well, I came up here to coach at G.W.

You will follow Doc, myself, and the other coaches,

We're going to remember this for a long time.

What's goin' on, everybody ?

Take a good look at her.

!! Oh, I've seen fire, and I've seen rain !!

Every Butler opponent this year

Just hitchhike your hind parts on home.

Hey, Mr. Official.

Who you calling a boy, cracker ?

That’s a bad white boy, man

Amen. That's what I'm talking about.

This team is perfect

Well, here we make it work every day.

Who's Your Daddy Ole Miss?

I can't ! I--I ...

Cannot replace a Nixmon

Who’s your daddy, Bish?

- Strong side ! - Left side !

Coach, he stole your job.

There's a fine line between tough and crazy,

listen, I want to play for you.

44 stack ! You're supposed to know your jobs !

Oh, we're still in it, Lyle.

Hey, sweetie. Sit down.

What you laughin' at, Jerry Buck ?

goes to the real king right here.

RUN IT UP HURLEY LEAVE NO DOUBT

There's a fine line between tough and crazy, and you're flirting with it.

entering the stadium

We're gonna let these people know

and get back on that field.

et your hands off me, man !

Look, standing up for what you believe in,

I'm going to ...

Go to college and all that, I guess.

and shave that old nasty back of hers.

We're gonna go 52 monster.

As for me, well, I'm ... I'm not going to put myself

Until that time, we go to 3-a-day practices.

This song goes out

I don't care if your blue, black, white ,or orange!

Who's your daddy, Gerry ?

!! They're gonna

I think it would go a long way to smooth things over

Summit Entertainment

Someone Said Football, So I Come Runnin

a football injury before, you wimps ?

Then, There Was Trouble.

!! Ooh, ah, oh, yeah !!

I’m going to remember forever The night of sleep i had last night

Good Night, Aaron.

Gerry, Alan, Ray,

You can shut up, too.

Don't you want to go accessorize with ...

Don't leave me hangin: bro. Come on.