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Aah!
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
What, the bomb is dead?
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
that I'll always be with her, okay?
Gruber! Get outta there now!
When someone asks how
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card
none of our primary plans can work.
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
Safety Meeting Date
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
TALARI CFCs
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
No, Mrs. Curlene.
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
Finally! We can go home!
785. Come on. Come on.
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
All right. What'd we miss?
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
We're gonna go off the air now.
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
Frens
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
I hope so.
What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
I'm at a loss for words.
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
Oh, no!
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
in the Russian space station.
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
Oh, God!
All right. We're goin' left here.
Not my daughter!
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
That is my father up there!
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
Yes! It's working! It's working!
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
How would you know?
Apologize.
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
God I hate knowing everything
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
.
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
What's up?
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.
He's got GIF dementia
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
No, I said...
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
Alright this is what we trained for
Who is Jethro Tull?
Hey, Mr. Clean!
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
We call 'em the X71s.
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
I love you, Grace.
Oh, space cowboy.
Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
Does that mean that there's a job...
yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing
I want to go shopping.
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
Me in the workshop... at 2am...
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
Okay, Houston.
56 tickets in seven states.
He's got space dementia.
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
White House.
But maybe we should wait until they...
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
Promise me that you'll come back.
Harry?
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
I want you to tell Chick
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
citizens the world over, see these events through.
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
Oscar! Oscar!
Well, this is somethin' new.
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
dfgh fgh
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
Godspeed and good luck to you.