HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm exhausted.
Probably has him out panhandling again.
Mmm.
Fuck, Lip.
Borrowing him for what?
I was only out there for 45 minutes!
Nobody's heard from Eddie?
Well, what was it, some kind of bet?
for last night to happen.
She hung up on me.
Left the engine running
Hey.
Cute and easily manipulated.
Romano twins, Cami,
Kash, I'm off. Can I go?
First round. Go to your corners.
Frank, where have you been?
says you can not get tasered twice
I know. Baby, I know. I got carried away.
And I want a pony for Christmas.
22-year-old grad students
with the softball buddies.
I got to get upstairs.
Do it.
This, my young progeny,
A toddler will interfere with getting hammered
Been to bed yet?
Hey, good to see you. Man, shut the fuck up.
Bad days?
I'd need, like, a 4.2 GPA, a massive sat score,
Oh, with who, David Petraeus?
♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪
Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan.
some ap engineering or physics credits.
How serious are you about this one?
Oh, shit.
It's a turn of phrase, like, uh, uh,
Yeah, as collateral.
You come to work hungry, you pay like everybody else.
All you mortgage-raping shits should be in prison anyway.
It says here you can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin.
What, to west point? You're kidding me.
The time that you were gonna break? It wasn't a big deal.
Oh.
Rematch?
Who's that, slutty's husband?
So Ethel's been helping us out.
No sex. It's a part
I've got a table.
He's married, she's married.
There was a chance I was gonna make state.
Gonna meet your friends.
I don't know. I thought
then the hair salon, alibi room.
Light it up, get him up.
This isn't, got pulled over
Ninety-nine...
Hey, Justin Bieber.
Oral sex, orgy, big black strap-on dildo.
I can loan you the money.
We'll figure something out,