Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah. Thank you for coming by.

Let It Speak To You 202 is an art class in which we discover our talents

You know, and roll.

Oh, that son of a...

The lease holder's not interested in relocating at any point.

You know what? Maybe he's retarded.

I'm so sorry we can't help you.

It's just for one day.

Dude, I don't care. I have to do somethin'.

South Harmon Institute of Technology.

I'll see you later, Thor. I mean Dirk.

Hang in there. All right, man. You, too.

Mmm. Woodcarving, sculpting. Good, something with your hands.

Oh, my... Holy shit.

You look like Carly Simon!

Okay, I'll give you decent.

Wait. South Harmon Institute of Technology?

Oh. Beverage ops.

President James Garfield wore this suit like a gentleman.

And indoctrinating them into a life-long hell of debt and indecision.

What about you guys?

Okay, uh, I... I guess I'll show you your rooms.

Hey-o! Oh! God!

a-around the grounds and the campus,

To get a good job, with a great starting salary.

It's like cleaning up your room, you know?

We say yes to your flaws! So welcome!

and your structure, and your ivory towers,

Maybe if you didn't write an essay called I Don't Have a Clue.

Whatever does it for... Stop it!

I told you this was a bad idea from the get-go.

would you like a gunpa stone? yes i would.

Okay, dude, B, I'm with you on this, I am.

No, no. Listen, all we have to do

We're providing a vital service to America's youth here.

That sucks. What are you gonna do now?

Nobody knows South Harmon and these kids better than you.

What did you do?

Look what I did.

Uh, we disbanded.

by pushing me up against the locker and I said I felt something.

and we'll be S.H.I.T. heads forever

congratulations, you've been accepted!

Your Uncle Ben used to be a genius.

And seriously, bro, I'm... I'm beginning to question

Oh, what's that? Hmm?

You didn't play enough tennis.

Okay, we lost one of the campers.

First semester's tuition. Paid in full.

Wait, is everybody's room at South Harmon this incredible?

Grab a room, grab a friend,

Good afternoon, students,

because you were terrified of the tooth fairy.

when he's found guilty of fraud?

and being an accomplice to fraud!

I want the Pump!

Too many rich kids with mediocre grades

Now if you would refer back... Aw, shit. I'm sorry.

I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.

Oh, it is a hell of a cake.

and then we'll do things our way.

And my advice to you is to stop worrying

Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everybody.

Thank you. Thank you.

so we just, uh, write 'em on the board.

All right, don't worry. I'll... I'll figure a way to get them out of there.

You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing.

You were adopted.

Yes. I got a tradition for you.

is judged primarily by the amount of students

This is unconscionable.

Ladies and gentlemen, the new S.H.I.T. line.

I got a zero on my SATs.

You mean I can't swing by and visit my big brother at college?

Yeah. In human dollars.

Hello, sir. Um, we're from South Harmon.

I'm done fishing singles out of my G-string.

And she'll be more than happy to help you out with that. Okay?

Aw, this is preposterous.

Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!

SaltRider BEATS

There is nothing cheesy about a clap-on disco ball.

then let's go for it. Why not?

What were you expecting? A renaissance of the human spirit?

That's not in the budget. I'm re-investing in their education.

Thanks a lot, I'm... I'm taking it on tour.

'Cause I was hungry and thirsty.

I told you that in confidence, Hands.

Are... Are you okay?

CKB! CKB! Brotherhood brotherhood, you and me!

I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon.

You're on, kid.

Uh, B, hey, uh, you just started a fictional college.

Lizzie. What are you doing here?

Just do what you were doing.

time-tested curriculum carefully designed to stimulate the young mind.

So, why can't the opposite be true?

Did you crack him?

crushes my skull with a baseball bat.

What do you want me to be, your realtor?

Um, I... I didn't get into Yale.

I want to meet girls.

Okay, honey, I want you to have a good semester.

Go visit Grandma Glug glug glug

Hey, Sperminator.

Listen, you insolent little snot,

How you doin', kid?

Aren't you that guy?

You are in college, aren't you?

Uh, Glen, uh, 300 pizzas. Order them.

every buck you make and every shit you take.

What the hell was that?

How'd you know about this place?

In fact, I'm more clear and level-headed than I've ever been.

Come on. You're... This...

I love it. A lot of anti-Semitism, but under the rug, you know.

What the hell are you guys doing?

Everybody. Uh, okay.

So... So do you go to school here now, or...

Well, there may be something in there.

Okay, good talk. Go on in there.

Hey, do you guys have a swim team here?

Um, I'm... I'm sorry, first of all,

when did you start working at the Kwik 'N Stop?

When Trump gets behind closed doors with Fauci

Yeah, exactly, that was my point.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, she...

We're just glad Larry got in someplace.

Sherman, do you know how long that this fraternity has survived?

Yes, yes, yes. Come over here. Okay.

What's up with these colors? Shit brown? Really?

Thank you. All right.

That's a good question. No, really, come again.

Good addition, sir.

More speed. More vert.

or I could make $80,000.

Yeah, and then Lizzie was born. It's worse than that.