Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, let me tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat,

You can think about that, and then get back to me. All right?

But then I realized,

Yeah, that is pretty weird.

Because it's required for brotherhood.

Uh, ph-photography. It's... Really? That's cool.

153 majestic years, sir.

I'd like to look around, if that's okay. Uh, that's fine.

Oh. I'll ask them to pick me up here.

or to just play it safe, roll over?

I'll catch up with you.

I'm really good at that part. You wanna see?

Mow your lawn? Yeah.

Look, oh, I got the Tim Duncan Adidas Cool-D's.

Um, you know, I know it's really late,

approach education so rationally.

Schrader, come on, open up.

It takes 10,000 steps to get from here to greatness.

If this doesn't work, I'm going to prison.

They got rejected from everywhere.

So you guys want to eat? Yeah.

whether or not I can trust you.

to take initiative rather than spend their time,

This is breaking and entering.

Ahoy! Scallywags and scally-ladies.

Uh, never mind that. Hey, let's go meet the dean.

if you'd like to, um... If you could, um...

Oh, it's one of Harmon College's sister schools.

We have a 3:00 in Hearing Room A.

No, I don't think it is, sir.

It was a metaphor. For what?

Thanks, Dad. Ah!

You know what, B. Don't mess with me!

What about The Decline and Fall of Chevy Chase?

but, um, last minute and everything,

Thanks to this S.H.I.T. head, we got a hearing set for Friday.

and put it in terms they can understand.

Hey, guys! I know a place.

Okay. Thanks, buddy. Mmm. Oh, okay. Thank you.

Sorry about the wall.

Bartleby Gaines. Come on up here, buddy!

the load it takes off my bank account.

Hey. I always wanted to go to college.

Hey, how are you, Monica? Hey, how are you?

South Harmon Institute of Technology

It's Glee Club practice, sir.

The exclusivity of any university

you have to go through the appropriate legal channels.

I got in, I got in, I got into Princeton!

Oh, look, there's my old girlfriend, Sara Pelfan.

If you're gonna take my picture, you gotta take it from my good side.

The... The... The old guy with the hat, playing craps.

Yes, yes. It was... It was so nice catching up with you.

Schrader, what about you? Well, B, I'm glad you asked, actually.

Hey, you wanted to fool your dad. And the guy's not an idiot.

That's, uh, the mascot.

Uh, listen, w-w-what do you want?

He's a drunk, he's a degenerate, and he's looney tunes.

Could you explain that to us a little more?

You know what, we already started the semester, I'm sorry.

It happens all the time. No problem.

I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's funny you should ask.

I just messed up. I really messed up.

or of anything else, for that matter.

questionable at best.

Anyone: What went wrong?

Aw, no, no, no. He said two dozen eggs, Mom.

That's the only tradition I know.

I... I just don't understand.

Take it easy. Okay, here we are. Let's...

Uh, I volunteer at an English-as-a-second-language program.

No. Really. Cum again.

Okay, great, yeah. I'll see you in the library at 8:00.

A diamond in the rough.

To be a real college,

You! I love you!

Ask me about my new clubs!

Let’s talk about earning that money ladies

B.K.E., B.K.E., brotherhood, brotherhood, you and me!

gdy nie wiesz jak

E-4's in PSAB pledging to the E-6 Mafia

Oh, no, thanks, man, I'm not into guys.

All right, so we're doing it.

Mr. Gaines, do you have a formal athletic facility?

We gotta do it again, dudes. Left the lens cap on.

Whoa! The parents are here!

The average cost of college is, what, $20,000 a year?

sever the ties of the parent-child relationship.

All right, please remember, Ben, this is serious, all right?

please, quiet down.

I remember you making out with Pete Goochman in Julie Posner's basement.

I knew I smelled bacon

And keep your voice down. People are playing.

Will this morning...

We say yes to your dreams.

Well, my friend, we're in college now.

I took a look at that website.

Who cares about your approval?

Earnings Before Interest, Taxes and Amortization.

What are you...

But he didn't have any place to go.

Schrader. I'm so happy, I'm the happiest.

that could show me to my new dorm room, would there?

What the hell is going on here?

Um, so there wouldn't happen to be anybody around

We all can't live with our heads up our asses.

Well, see, there's this, um, photojournalism class,

In Taking A Walk and Thinking About Stuff,

Who the hell are you?

How's school so far?

may the next four years of college

And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken.

You want to have a happy and successful life? You go to college.

This is like the most... Literally the most incredible thing I've ever eaten.

Ask me about my boobies

This shit will get you high on flavor alone.

your presentation was unorthodox,

Not a lot of extras. You'll study harder.

This is my... Oh! Ooh!

I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader

Ask me about my new clubs!

Yes. We will, because of the blue and the sparse walls.