Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rory told me about it.

Well, someone had to do it, you know?

Is this great or is this great?

What an excellent idea, Mr. Ambrose.

Hey. Hoyt, hey.

Okay, guys, seriously,

Come here, honey. Come on.

the prestigious entranceway it deserves.

Well, you want to kiss me now, don't you?

I didn't want to have anything to do with it.

What kind of experience?

This is said by the guy who's been rejected... Hey, B.

We’re Chip and Joanna Gaines.

that no one's ever really asked you that before. Yeah?

Your curriculum?

Hey, this is great!

Look, I... I... I... I lied to you.

What do I want to learn? What do I want to learn?

Oh, no, no, no. That would be totally unacceptable.

Congratulations.

So you're not gonna like her. Ooh.

Um, this is embarrassing.

For the safety of the public, I can't let you drive a bus.

Kids everywhere are busting their ass in the classroom,

But tradition of what?

B, there can't honestly be a class called Bullshitting 236.

Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher.

How did they... Rory called them.

You owe me 30 bucks, by the way.

And I'll bring my notes. Okay, see you then.

they'd have to successfully assimilate

Uh, it's, that's, it's the men's room.

that kids want to go to school.

Oh, we have a deal with Amazon.

I had to do something.

You can't be here right now. Okay, okay, okay.

All the sexually repressed energy. Oh.

Hey. Hi. How are you? Hey.

But thank you, again. Yeah, s-sure.

It's the most discreet and unharmed of the sister schools.

You were at that party?

as well as encourages payments

Oh, come on. The only way this is gonna work is if we keep it quiet.

That's the kind of thinking that will get you into law school.

I didn't mean to say that.

What was that one that you wanted to take?

that there are no tests, or essays,

It's part of our philosophy here at South Harmon.

The minute I lost my scholarship,

You... You guys aren't listed in the phone book,

Um, Gaines, for what it's worth.

Give him a round of applause. He's earned it.

Off the top of my head I can think of spelunking, uh, telekinesis,

And what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass!

Schrader, where you been? I've been calling you for half an hour.

Not yet, we don't, sir.

It made headline news at school.

Gotta up the gorgeous quotient.

Uh, okay, well, we still have the rest of eighth period, right?

Take a left up here for the dorm room, Dad.

Well that's us, isn't it?

Could we get the next in line, please? No, we're not. Stay there!

...as if by some natural adhesive. That'll be enough.

Sorry. One sec.

Never thought it would happen.

Guys, let's get the music back up! Come on!

'cause you guys have already made up your minds.

And we all know that all we're doing

Um, I... I., well...

As your de facto consigliere my advice to you is to shut this down immediately.

I started this, I'm gonna finish it.

We got the... the main lobby. Hallway.

Deciding on a printer option?

Virgin daiquiri.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Is this a test?

and you look like her!

Hey, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.

Oh, uh, sorry, sorry. No parents allowed past this point.

Okay! We're on, guys!

I'll see you later, Monica. Bye. It was good to see you.

Wasn't enthusiastic, but I'll take it.

Thanks. It's great. I love it here.

Hey. Hey, Glen!

Actually, can you just give me just one sec, okay? Thanks.

where Roy, as Bobby De Niro,

Good. I'm so sorry about your jacket.

It was so sweet, thank you.

Uh, was it there? Was it...

I'm going off the grid.

that Yale, Princeton, or even Stanford rejects,

Thank you for comin' by. Great to see him here.