Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, quick, quick, quick, get up in here.
Hey, have you ever heard of the South Harmon Institute of Technology?
Now, that being said, over the next four years,
This Kitchen Is Bitchin!
What do you mean, they're a college?
ran a 4.6 forty and it's been football ever since.
Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades.
What the...
Huh? What?
Come on, Glen, you can't keep stringing us along.
What the hell is this?
Ask me about my wiener! That's amazing.
Wow, Monica, you really know how to pick 'em, don't you?
And... And... And that day something happened in my life
Do I have to spoon-feed it to you?
I mean, I went to read an article
Oh, uh, can you hang on a second?
Hey, time out.
If you want to be somebody, you go to college.
Summer camp I made a paperweight and won Camp Nagachewy's
Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
Guys, the state defines a college as a body of people
Well, because it's the baby sister.
So I urge you guys to do the same. Let it come from the heart.
Uh, no, I haven't.
i don't give a shit
Oh, you know, just picking up my application for transfer.
Next thing I know CIA swoops in,
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
I just came to thank you so much for my camera, B.
No. I'm not huffing, Mom. I'm not stoned. I'm completely fine.
Therefore,
Colleges don't just spring up out of the ground overnight.
Dad, especially to you.
B, this is so cheesy, in the greatest way.
Honey. I'm okay.
And my whole life is riding on an A in this class.
Hey, kids. Honey!
Dow, I love your wads
but they said it's only for journalism majors.
but prom is coming up soon, you know? It's okay. Yes.
kind of tilted to the side, with hair gel coming out of it.
How you doin'? Yeah! You the man.
Okay, well, are you going to tell me?
Hey, Hoyt. Hey, what are you doin'?
does this whole brain-scramble thing.
We gotta find a dean.
Herbalife
It was good seeing you. Bye. Okay. Bye.
The wood speaks to me.
Go.
Yeah. Sorry. I don't remember you, either.
I have no idea.
Thank you for that nice introduction, young man, but the joke is over.
“Boxing”
banning minorities from your yacht club. No?
That's disgusting. See?
it rejects.
Yeah, welcome to South Harmon. Whoo-hoo!
Why are you asking me?
What?
S.H.I.T.? I was wingin' it. Whatever.
of the Student Community Outreach Committee at Harmon College.
You invited everyone to a college that doesn't exist.
We need to mold your kids into individuals,
To the Class of 2006,
A service industry?
That's not true. I got fed up with the education racket.
Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control pills?
Actually, I had a really hard time finding this place.
Your curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.
What? What?
Okay, say, Cheers! Cheers.
Follow me. Thanks.
She's got a shot. Listen, guys.
If you want to fit in, you go to college.
You're the S.H.I.T. Sandwiches? Yes, we are.
Are you kidding me? No way. Why not?
Battle Royale!
Yeah, it's great. Thank you.
That's actually not a question. Shut up!
A sandwich? Yes.
representing Harmon College.
Aw, God, look, where the hell is everybody?
You know what?
Hey, what's up, Glen?
Oh. I'm nervous.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
To get a good job.
Hey, B. Pancho, looking good, pal.
Guys, I don't want to be too overly optimistic,
ask me about my weiner
My name's Bartleby. Hello.
Hoyt Ambrose. Yes, right. I know.
or required reading, or any of that nonsense?
It is not accredited. Any...
It's a saying. What?
Really?
You have done some stupid things in your life, Bartleby,
Guys, my brothers could be watching me right now.
Hey, where is Schrader? He should be here for this.
Rory, who only applied to Yale and nowhere else.
Hey, oh, it's so good to see you!
Couldn't get in anywhere, though,
Anyone: What went wrong? Chambers:
Hey, I think that guy got into Princeton.
What is this?
Dean Lewis! Sit down.
Yeah, well, I guess the secret's out.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
No, you didn't! Damn!
i wanna learn how to blow stuff up with my mind hahaha
You misunderstood. Two dozen eggs.
As fate would have it, I recall your room being right next to mine.
What's wrong with saying, Hey! Nice tits When did that go out the window?!
What are you doing? Im eating a wad bro.