Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Gaines. Daryl, how are you, partner?
Can I take your blazer for you?
Guys, I can explain. Mmm-mmm.
For You're full of shit! Oh.
Students are not and cannot be teachers.
Wha... What... What... What are you doing here?
noise permits, there are insurance issues.
I'm thinking about going here, so I'm checking out the classes.
Shut up.
Yeah, this is a new pilot program.
I'm sayin' I want to be a S.H.I.T. head.
in which to continue its experimental programs.
Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist.
What are you doing here?
Life was full of possibilities.
Guys, a little can-do attitude, some elbow grease,
Faculty, stand.
Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh?
You broke my heart!
Okay, good, good.
Just stop me when you see something that you like.
Ugh. What are those?
Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet.
and I invite you to confirm that
Me when someone hates The Boys because they think it's homophobic when it is actually not
Why, what happened?
if you guys wouldn't tell people I scream like that.
to the responsibilities of adulthood.
Good addition, sir.
You go check the P.O. box, I'm gonna go find Schrader, okay?
You didn't have enough extracurriculars.
and the pages were... You are a rotten egg.
Mr. Gaines,
All right.
It happens all the time, I gotta get used to it.
Why?
Wow, thank you, Dad.
Diane, can't you wait till we get to the restaurant?
Do you like my TP wads I love your wads
Check the cobbler Glug glug glug
A-A-And isn't that what you ultimately want for us?
And we're recreating the scene from The Untouchables
It's fine. It's okay. It's fine.
They had a great run.
Shit.
Okay, thanks. Okay.
Did... Did the system really work out for you?
I didn't get accepted anywhere.
Acceptance is just one click away?
Ready, set, go.
Hey, uh, just show of hands, how many people applied to other colleges?
Mister Ambrose, do you know what makes Harmon a great college?
...by seven schools.
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That’s African fertility sculpture
I'm telling you it's none of your business
Uh, tell me, Mr. Gaines,
W-What? Come again.
Thanks, Pop.
Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time.
And it's so easy to swallow. Mmm. Wow, Glen.
Vice Principal Matthews comes in here.
Hey, Stu. Hey.
Please state your case.
A single rate of income tax eliminates loopholes,
The... The dean of Harmon College, our big sister school.
Ow!
in a rather unorthodox fashion.
I don't understand, either.
Hey, someone here order two dozen kegs?
See, at South Harmon, sir, the students are the teachers.
Okay. Oh, I like this one. Men: The Weaker Sex.
And I think we need to do something about it ASAP.
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in the neighboring community.
Okay. Quick, quick, quick, everybody say Cheers!
Well, I'm asking you, Glen, because I have a hunch
the true purpose of education is to stimulate the creativity
Did you can tide an thee crapplying drawings.
And even then, it's still a long shot.
Oh, no.
And now Harmon College will have
into the American college environment.
I do.
And to Mr. Gaines I say you will be hearing from our attorneys.
Bye!
They have leased an old mental hospital.
Mr. Gaines.
Yeah, okay, what... I'm sorry. What... What... What do you want?
that real learning took place at South Harmon.
Cheers!
Some political crap.
I just need to get a car.
It's never too late, sir.
They contain every delicious flavor in every single bite. Try one.
just to keep from being sued.
Come on up! I know you know this one!
Oh. I'm sorry.
I want the Pump!
Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it. Hands, what about you?
Ah, wonderful! Vice Principal Matthews!
Here you go.
What is that supposed to mean?
I thought you were supposed to tell us.
Some girls! Uh, girls.
They are our big sister school,
I disagree. I... I don't get it, man.
Now, where we gonna find a place to pass off as a college?
Awesome! And I was wondering
Why are there bars on the window?
In order to become accredited,
Get in there, your future is right in there.
Oh...
Thank you. Hey, babe! Hey, yo, Monica! Come on!
Did you have any cake?
Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment
Well, let me... let me show you the rest of the place.
Please cum again
Getting boned, hard at work everyday
Whether you like it or not, it did.
She was rifling through my shit.
Why the change? It's bigger.
I'm the fourth-generation Schrader... Sorry.
I just have to spin it
Listen. If I'm paying for it, I'm meeting with the dean.
Just ask me about my wiener, please.
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're...
I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.
Well, 'cause the Gooch beat me to it,
Just finish the damn website.
Why do we have to conform to what you want?
Of course.
Glen, you got to take that shirt off, pal.