Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Eating a wad, man

You got about 12 feet.

Okay, uh, by formal you mean...

which is Attention Deficit Disorder and you know,

We don't have to renovate the whole place.

Keep Your Voice Down. People Are Playing.

Uh, excuse me. Thanks, buddy. Sure.

We're learning political science right now.

Oh, hey, B. Hi.

Really? They're not adjoining though, right?

It looks unreal.

I need to go check on the cobbler.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it as one click away, you don't make it clickable.

Gaines! Gaines! Gaines!

We got a tiki bar. Umm...

Schrader, what the hell was that?

I... Yeah. Tell your mother I would love to mow the lawn. Really?

with the State Board of Accreditation.

Whoop, sorry, Goldie.

You're gonna need to process faster.

Well, could you tell me?

Let's go find him. Oh!

They kicked my ass, until I told them all about South Harmon.

You know what, I'm sorry, you're just not quite good enough.

like my neighbor who has Legionnaire's Disease.

I got a good feeling about number eight! Ugh.

I didn't have to go to gym class for a whole year

There are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.

I need you to secure all these decrepit properties

You need... You probably need this to play, actually.

But not me, right? I can't have that.

South Harmon Institute of Technology. The best college ever.

I got in! I got in! I got into Princeton!

Okay, whatever. I'll fix it later.

I'm telling you it's none of your business.

I'm your escort.

It really looks professional. Hello.

before you spontaneously combust.

So what do I want to do?

you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?

Really? Yeah. Do you like all your classes?

Hey, don't look at me. Ask one of the founding fathers.

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

A really, really good college.

Nothing. Just a little ritual bonding over at the B.K.E. House.

Hello, beautiful.

and he snaps one off!

I know. Um, but I'm really sorry.

of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

You're an asshole! You're an asshole.

Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.

by clearing our minds and doing some deep breathing.

And, um, you know on the website how it said,

Oh, yeah, I do, actually.

So theoretically what I was saying was...

Now, according to these estimates that I got off the Web...

Hey, I'm creating dramatic tension.

That's a good question. Thank you.

I didn't get into a real college.

Right. They all paid for an experience.

Oh, it feels like ages since we've spoken to you.

I'm here for orientation!

not crying at the end of My Girl.

Wow, what an incredible honor.

What's wrong with saying, Hey! Nice tits.

Are you having fun?

It's so exciting!

I'm telling Mom and Dad.

No, no, no, no, no!

I just wanted to ask you just one thing.

I'm Sherman Schrader. Okay.

Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,

Well, unless I misread the website,

I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines.

That’s why I said it

and your methodology is

An explosion of flavor!

so we can fool our parents. Yeah.

Well, can't you just stand outside...

just for signing your name, right?

Monica. Hold on. Shit!

Hey, have you seen Schrader?

Yeah, well, not to mention

You want me to be the dean of your college?

I... I just couldn't do it, okay? You saw their faces.

Did it teach you to follow your heart,

I know I’m becoming an adult finally, because now my favorite TV show is Fixer Upper on HGTV. That’s the greatest show of all time. You guys watch it, Chip and Joanna Gaines, Fixer Upper? It’s a great show, right?

This board does not reject innovation,

You can have your grades, and your rules

Can I have this? Come here, let me talk to you.

Uh, we have a common room, we have dorm rooms.

I got fired for making a shrimp slushee.

that I don't really care about.

Uh, right. I'm taking...

I'm not gonna give you a cent.

Ah, cool. Awesome. Thank you, that was great!

'cause I was in the military.

that college is the time when young men and women

Floyd Pambrose.

There's, like, some big party down the hill.

Sorry. It's all right.

I'm talking about me coming to you, asking for your help.

You're gonna be great, man. Just go do your thing.