Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, Rory! Rory!

What's with the questions, Mr. Trebek?

Yeah. What was the problem?

is breeding a whole new generation

It... It's painless. I insist. Oh, really?

I want lilac shirts! I want visors

to keep knowledge in, and ignorance out.

Oh, so you're the legacy.

This place is awesome.

I'll see you guys later. Okay, bye.

Well, you know what? Maybe I didn't get into college.

We added that because we were... Aw, shit.

Hey, you're Sherman Schrader. Yeah.

What am I interested in studying?

What the hell is South Harmon Institute of Technology? Yeah.

Dean Van Horne is right.

Check the cobbler. Glug, glug, glug.

i wanna learn how to blow shit up with my mind

Um, my name's Bartleby Gaines and I'm the co-founder of

is that I really want to learn how to slow things down.

What is happening? I'll tell you what's happening.

Well, if you wanted to kiss me so bad in the basement, why didn't you?

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

So thanks for asking, and have a good day.

You didn't study hard enough for your scores. So you're not gonna make it.

Well, as you can probably tell at this point,

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

How so? Oh, I don't know, man.

I'm not gonna play your little game.

Yeah. Never ever.

What the devil is that? Oh.

What a wonderful idea on the part of the college, you know?

I told you to make the website look legitimate, not functional.

Shouldn't we all have the chance to be said yes to?

Cool. Thanks, D.

Uh, Dean Lewis, why don't you tell them

It was my safety school, my fail-safe!

Okay, okay, wh-wh-what are you doing here, then?

Nobody got in anywhere else?

Don't be so quick to judge us by the way we look.

And your future's lookin' really good,

Hey, asshole! You're talking about my mom's brother!

Someone with no education beyond high school

'Cause since we're going to prison,

It's just I... I got my GI Bill,

Welcome to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.

Sounded like he said something about two dozen kegs.

Yeah, that's... that's what I was gonna say. Thanks, Dad.

I'm a college girl now! Aw, yeah.

He got fired from the Kwik 'N Stop.

'Cause we know you been hanging out with those freaks down at the loony bin.

That’s African fertility sculpture

I gotta trim this corner right here. I think I got poisoned.

I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

You do, yeah, you do.

I had it all planned!

He makes a mean drink. Yeah. It's great.

I am the chairman, actually,

That's just a surge of collegiate energy.

That's kind of crazy. Welcome to B.K.E.

Well lemme tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat But I can still sit down

You wrote a book? Yeah.

Hey, Dad, what's up?

Sure, anything.

Look, you see all these kids out here?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Uh, Sunshine. Can you...

we have been unable to match the amount of students

You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?

Now, you, Mr. Ambrose, are chairman

Rory. What about you?

and we are honored by their presence.

will you tell him that his lease automatically breaks

Worse. Parents.

Really? Don't screw it up.

Gwynn. Hi, there.

Oh, that's so nobody accidentally gets thrown out.

I couldn't agree more.

No. I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you this.

If I could bang one woman in the world it'd be Carly Simon,

reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do.

I want to make sure you have the same education I did. A real education.

Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk.

Are you with them

I'm glad my mother's dead.

say, Hi, I'm the dean, whatever.

Thank you so much. Yeah, sure.

Oh, thunder grip.

Okay, smiles, everyone.

on account of the fact that I have A.D.D.,

Because we'll never stop learning,

Give me some nice cat things.

Do I get hair gel now, or do I have to go and buy my own?

So, welcome one and all. Excuse me, everyone.

that undermines the efforts of real colleges everywhere,

Yeah, yeah, we're... we're a pretty well-kept secret.

He can help you with anything you need to know. I can't do it right now.

That's right. Legacy!

That sounds very important.

They all paid to come here.

As parents, I mean, is... is that, is possibilities.

When Trump gets behind closed doors with Fauci Yeah, well you can take your PhD and shove it up your A S S!

Well, I will have you know... Oh, now,

B! We have a problem.

and humiliating anyone who's a little bit different?

Let's see. All right.

More like cousins. Thank you for coming.

the South Harmon Institute of Technology

Two lava flows. Thank you.

What’s wrong with saying Nice tits!

This is not your orientation. This is your disorientation.

about no carbs and higher reps the other day

to learning more about the culinary arts.

You're not? I'm not what?

Hear, hear. Mom.