Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

South Harmon actually allowed me the opportunity

Come on. Please, I figured, who needs a life's savings, right?

No. No, we don't.

WET T-SHIRT PARTY

I'm not gonna let you drink.

don't apply to a degree in photography.

I think this could really work. Huh? It's awesome!

It's not my fault the kid's a crybaby! Little dipshit.

Do I have to spoon-feed it to you?

Go. Go up there right now. Go, man, go!

Right or left? Right.

Both Lewis and Clark.

Who? What? Me, I guess.

And, uh, business

Whose right? Your call.

It's cool. We tried.

Bye, hon. No biting!

I'm teaching Skepticism 401. Sha-mon!

I'd love to. ...mow our lawn.

and I was allowed to study in my dreams?

Uh, shit. Let's go, guys.

Oh, my gosh, I was so excited for you...

How do you like your drink?

and we'll never stop growing,

because you don't know how to run a college.

and the passions of the student body.

Oh, yeah. 10,000 bucks apiece.

I don't got the Pump.

Since I got boned, hard, by every college I applied to.

Hey. Why... Why are you wearing this?

It's $1,000,000, Glen.

Are you huffing? Oh, God. No.

Yeah. So, uh, Sherman's father pledged alongside my father back in the day.

American education is in the shitter.

That I do. Right.

of buyers and sellers.

I'm having so much fun.

You're the one that applied for accreditation, aren't you?

Nah, I'm not gonna answer your question,

Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have. Whoo!

When I first saw it, I was like, I gotta live here?

You got four years, these are the best years of your life.

We can do whatever we want.

Actually, Hoyt, um,

There is nothing cheesy about a clap-on disco ball.

You can pass those around.

Look at you. Would you stop, man? Relax.

You're very good, though. I gotta give it to you.

South Harmon is... It's a college,

And I was thinking clap-on disco ball.

Okay, you're in. Yeah!

You break your penis, they only fix vaginas.

- Yo! - Ah, there's my college man.

Everyone, please quiet down.

what all this is all about.

All right. Where is that asshole?

Since I got bones hard by the handicap committee

I mean, come on. That was pure genius.

Ask me about raffle tickets

B, you gotta tell these people to go home.

You know what? Screw that!

Bartleby. Hey, how are you? Hey, how you doing?

A-And what college are you attending right now? Sorry?

You are an asshole. And you're fired.

standing between me and the Van Horne Gateway.

What’s wrong with saying Hey, nice tits

I was snooping around, saw something secretive.

I'm okay, I'm okay. I keep forgetting this opens out.

Did you just say you got accepted here?

If you're rich, the government'll protect

Huh? It's fine.

And a fake ID. No! That's ridiculous.

And certainly no more sexual harassment suits.

I’m not crazy... Glug glug glug

Sherman Schrader, you rock!

Health insurance, my ass. They don't pay for shit!

What are you doing? We were gonna keep this place a big secret.

like his sister.

a school must meet three requirements.

Uh, the best. And, uh, no knee, no football, man.

So with your allegiance being called into question,

We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our late 20s,

It is so refreshing to have somebody

And how many of you got in to the other places you applied to?

no more Eh, oh, let's clone another goat.

Diane, pick up! Honey! Is it you?

Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me

I've been building a thirst over there!

Can you hold that? Yeah.

What? Wha... I thought you were gonna handle this. What are you doing?

What is the meaning of this?

I did send in my resignation

Do you know what will happen to me if I get caught?

This guy's pretty boring.

What is this, some kind of joke?

Let's, let's go. All right.

What is it? Cops?

My shit was all crazy. I sat way behind you.

It's really scary. Oh, look! Oh, it looks great.

And I know that it is a truth

Oh, for God's sake.

can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market.

Monica? What are you doing here?

We're just gettin' ready for Memorial Day. It's a big one for us.

There's five good ones right there for my college boy, huh?