Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, winner, Hoyt Ambrose.

B.K.E., B.K.E. brotherhood, brotherhood, you and me!

Perfect. So, what are you doing here?

And we rock our faces off.

You know what? You're absolutely right. This has gone way too far.

You are taking this way too far.

Is this a test?!

I mean, I like it 'cause it's simple, and functional.

Harmon College and their... and their 100 years of tradition.

because he was sexually harassing me

I want to have sex with girls that look like this!

Well, we came here today to ask for your approval,

So you can go ahead, sign your forms,

Hey, what are you doing here?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for your fearless leader,

Bartleby, are you experimenting with alcohol?

Hey, who do I give my intuition money to?

Okay, you know what, let's appropriate the bulk of this man's tuition

Look, there's only one reason

so that their family can have a bowl of rice to eat tonight!

Sperman, do you know why you're dressed like this?

That's in case of an earthquake.

Dr. Alexander, was that your dream?

Yeah, well, we actually do have a problem

There's a wait list for that one.

Um, anyway, I really wanted to ask you something.

Oh. Okay, deal.

I got it on eBay. They sell my shit on eBay?

And then there's this art photography class,

be the best years of your life.

and nobody really seems to know about you guys.

'Cause we are S.H.I.T. heads now,

But I get to bring my house.

Here you go, B. Thanks, Boner.

Dad, now is not the... the... the best time to talk.

everyone used to think it was just an addiction to sugar when I was six,

You're humiliating yourself, buddy.

We could have a Battle Royale.

I did... I didn't, I didn't get into Yale.

Trogdor The Best ML Specialist Ever

And, hey, it was nice to meet, um, see you. Talk to you.

Let it come from inside. And... And let the art speak for itself.

Five percent goes to your favorite charity.

In Skateboarding 234 we built a ramp that teaches us about engineering...

When she says what should we talk about

Hey! Why don't you take your PhD and shove it up your A-S-S?

Yeah, Thorgeous, but this is my room.

Dorm rooms. Dorm rooms, exactly.

It's about everyone who went to South Harmon.

Maybe it's a little bit much.

I just have to figure this whole college thing out.

Wait. So this is your course guide?

and flushing your brains down the toilet.

I don't give a shit!

Since I got boned, hard, by Every car insurance company there is…

Since I got boned, hard, by every Insurance company I asked for a quote from…

I'm not gonna lie to you. They look disgusting.

You Broke My Heart

Are you serious? Yes.

I became envious of Pete The Gooch Goochman.

but it must be watched carefully.

Come on, hurry.

Bartleby, Bartleby!

Do me a favor, ask me about my wiener really quickly.

- Anatomy? - Anatomy?

Hey, pledge guy, welcome to B.K.E. House.

Why are you asking me?

And physics. And aerodynamics.

BITCHES BE LIKE ..... WET T-SHIRT PARTY

That is correct. Because it's based on the most sacred principle

and I can't open the... Stop it!

18 pizza pockets. What? No, no, no. 3...

I mean, if a stupid piece of paper

Oh, you scared me for a second. In more ways than one.

Yes, you know what? This is Hands Holloway. He's the Athletic Director.

Just give me one second, please. Hold on. All right.

My name is Richard Van Horne.

Hands, you wanna field this one?

That's all I'm gonna say.

This is a joke. Slacking 101?

You're goin' to college.

It's a tradition. A tradition?

Now isn't that a load of horseshit?

for the Van Horne Gateway.

Induction night, big guy.

I want the pump

That's what I'm sayin'. Wow. Ever?

Gotta hand it to you, B.

I call 'em GlenWads.

Pleasure doing business with you.

while you guys shoot around and stuff, you know.

Every single brother in my fraternity has worn this suit.

Anyone: What went wrong? Chambers:

Spread your wings.

I don't have a clue what I want to do with the rest of my life.

Harmon Gateway, my ass. Let me tell you something.