Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that brothers can share.

Oh, God. Holy balls.

Perhaps it is time to move on.

and the first step is to

S.H.I.T. Rag. Hot off the presses.

Yes, but you're overlooking zoning requirements,

Those are South Harmon cornerstones there.

You just buy 'em with a credit card.

They all paid first semester's tuition?

To all those students who have been duped,

Wait, Monica. Monica, wait.

Bartleby! Hey! Oh, hey, Mr. Schrader. I was actually just...

College is for pussies!

which theoretically would cause

or scholastic value in anything listed on that board.

Hey, I'll see you, Rasheed. I'll see you in math class.

Okay, people, it's showtime!

We're talking about a stupid piece of paper.

Where'd you find all these people?

Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

They have none of the traditional support facilities

Give me a pen. Oh.

he can't just, uh, set up a meeting with parents.

Oh, it's great to see you. Ow. You look thin.

I wanted to play jazz trombone.

The whole school?

Hope you guys have hobo-stab insurance.

Some sage. Eggplant. Olive oil. Some Funyuns.

I didn't really, uh...

This guy's... EBITA!!!

I don't care, man. I got a situation goin' on.

But, um, I ended up not being able to. But, you know, it's okay.

Hey! What the hell is this place?

South Harmon Institute of Technology? What's that?

when they open their minds to new ideas and experiences

No. I'm saying that it is fiscally irresponsible

Okay, you're gonna call Mom and Dad, sure. Ringing.

It's college for you.

Oh. That's a... It's a G chord.

That's a good question, Mr. Harkin.

I used to do volunteer work here.

It's so I can vote, dumbass.

Yeah, man, well, it's good to have you back, buddy.

I'm Eating a wad man

My name's Abernathy Darwin Dunlap.

Hey. Hey, what are you doing up here all by your lonesome?

how excited they are to go to college, I'm gonna lose it.

Well, could you tell me?

Co-Come on, Bartleby, that was 7th grade.

allowances and exemptions

Come on. Sign up for one. No. No, Bartleby, no.

You did it. You're a college boy.

The wood speaks to you?

No, I don't think so.

Schrader, you were afraid when your tooth fell out,

I fail to see any merit

Or what about the time I got the note from my doctor saying I was nocturnal

You're an idiot! You're upset.

I knew he should've started preparing for college in junior high

Dude, I started you guys a bank account already.

but I think this could work.

Wha-What's South Harmon?

Don't talk to me, man! Right, this is gonna be on the midterm.

Here at Harmon College, we offer a highly structured,

You rock! I know I do!

What took you so long?

What we need to do is lease a place near Harmon

In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want.

Your Razor scooter. Done.

and we're killing aliens, dude.

You're really helping us out. Oh, great to see you.

The S.H.I.T. Rag?

I don't know what happened to me.

Yeah, it's really good, Glen. Thanks.

Are you high? You're huffing grass?

This shit will get you high on flavor alone

Taxes? I'll tell you about that nonsense.

At South Harmon, we say yes to you!

or are you with us?

You have one formal teacher for upwards of 300 students?

Sling some bull.

No room for Rory, who's been working

I need to cut the pounds

Facility, right.

Have fun being hot.

and well-connected parents this year, I guess.

Don't come up to me, go Where am I gonna get that?

I know I'm right!

You know what? You're a criminal.

I can't believe I didn't get into State!

Trogdor Best ML Specialist Ever

The dean? Jesus. Mother of hell!

All right, come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Okay, ha-ha. I'll tell you something, though.

But you don't have to give her roofies.

Hey, listen, I'm not paying for you to be making omelets up there.

I'm going to have that.

We're learning the dire cost to civilization when diplomacy fails.

That's great. Well, congratulations to you. Thank you.

Let's start this fake college. And then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere.

Nor is it truly an educational institution.

Hey! I hate my life.

None of that, uh, that ivy, or gargoyles, or mahogany, it's the real deal.

The real deal, huh?

Hey, why don't you sign up for one? No, no.

So, it's showtime.