Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baby, you take it to the next level,

Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!

He's well-groomed, loves Lady Gaga.

What the fuck are you wearing, girl?

how to count or how to speak Spanish.

- say it louder so I can hear it! - I'm upset!

You went to college!

Yeah, it's all good. What a great bunch of guys.

You're my boyfriend, she's my mom.

Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"

That Cookie just says the craziest things.

Wait, he's not even a woman.

I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.

"It's not us that's teaching Radio,

Little Eskimo kisses?

Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.

"Oh, he's financially poor, yet spiritually rich."

Got these from my grandma.

Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?

Oh, you next, Black!

Just put you out your misery.

I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my nigga.

And you know what the biggest

I do that. But I don't do romance.

Let's try something else.

but you've been a naughty girl.

you've been doling out thus far.

Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!

I love knitting.

You touch a penis with attitude, like... "I don't really like this."

I've picked a lot of locks in my day,

You got a lot to learn, kid.

- that resembles a small horn. - Um...

I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!

Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.

but I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.

What's with the genital clamps?

Oh, my God! Are we gonna go in your helicopter?

Well played, Mr. Black.

Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.

I think so, yeah.

A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree

Gnaw and suck. It's hard.

And you'd be like, "Why?"

Yeah, that didn't work. All the locks are still there.

My friends call me Weekday.

I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.

the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.

Does it make you happy to see me like this?

Never look back.

What you talkin' 'bout my business, huh? Don't get cut.

This shit better be gluten-free.

That's Snow Dogs.

Do you like it?

Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

I'm Christian's brother.

and in exchange for all this torture,

My mom lives in Georgia.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

and the girl with the big-ass forehead?

You better run!

You know, Wesley Snipes had a place like this,

I'm just a dominant.

and you got this bump on your nose

Have you never had sex with a virgin before?

God! God! God! God!

You hurt me, Christian.

- Okay? Deuces, bitch. - Mmm-hmm.

"it's Radio that's teaching us."