Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I'd do anything for you, right?

but we talk about each other behind each other's back, like,

Oh, really? Let me just get an after-sex mint.

Mmm, but you gotta admit, girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!

Later I wanna hit it.

Shit, girl, yeah! Ooh!

- Christian. - Hey!

and I done been with a lot of hos

My sister had sextuplets.

He look like Marky Mark

Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?

- How did you do that? - Come on, you, with me, now.

Hannah, where is your family from?

I gotta go to the bathroom.

I hate to throw a monkey wrench

You mean like white people?

Did you undress me?

Behind this door is my playroom.

- Did you just roll your eyes at me? - No.

But first you're gonna have to sign

and I'm currently working on a fifth.

Hannah, this is my little brother, Eli.

Mmm... God, Christian.

it's what platonic friends do.

Just something to think about.

I'mma call you!

Yeah, you're like the little ugly runt

What is that bitch singing about?

Now, do you know why I'm gonna punish you?

Are we gonna go on your private jet?

Big brother almighty!

Yeah. I got nothing. Who's next?

then Christian Black is your guy.

But you're gonna have to pack a bag.

and they will have no problem coming down here

- Now we gotta start from scratch! - No!

- No, Mother. - I never raised you that way.

Lindsey Hung, right?

Oh, my God, it feels so natural.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna rent me a DeLorean

Oh, I got something for you.

a nondisclosure agreement.

I'll fuck you into a whole 'nother planet,

You're only gay if you enjoy touching penis.

or I'll be forced to punish you.

And they will swoop down on you

"Boyfriend" makes it sound serious, like I went raw.

- Whip. - Whips.

Ooh, look, your Uber's here. All right.

Call me "nigga" again.

Still no, but hell no.

Well, I'm kind of with him on Taylor Swift.

I don't know. I see the way the women dress around here.

And he ain't afraid to get a bitch pregnant.

Are you gonna spank me? All this build-up is getting boring.

They're delicious. Mmm.

but you had this Gideon Bible in there and I couldn't fit.

She's an incurable romantic.

with that tambourine, Black?

I'm gonna spank you six times.

or was it like real long, like skinny long?

Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.

Christian, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.

Oh, no, I can't with you,

Reload, man! Reload! I told you to reload!

What kind of shit is this?

I'm pretty much cool with anything,

I didn't lick a butthole!

I'm Eli, like the movie about the book,

Even the one with Miley Cyrus?

Because I rolled my eyes.

No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised.

Mr. "Oh, let's go for coffee.

Fine, you want me to leave? You want me to leave? Fine, I will leave!

You sound like Yoda. Listen, I want you to go home right now.

God damn it! It stings so bad!

at the bottom of the ocean.

Nothing happened!

And for Mai, of course, we have Peking Duck

Holy shit! You live here?

Where are we going?

Just knowing you care enough to use protection excites me.

I don't exactly fit in.

- Who knew? - Everyone.