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Chapter 23.
Did you see his haircut, girl?
Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role-play.
- Ooh. - Hey, bro.
- Wow, It's like Disneyland for grown-ups. - Yeah.
so we're gonna hide the cats
Do not apologize for me, Christian.
Willy? Willy, you're up next.
but I...
Slow it up. That is not in the contract.
It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!
You know what, from player to player,
My apologies.
And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,
Sometimes she can be factually inaccurate and quite racist.
I been staring at you all night
Oh, selective?
How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.
What is that? Is that a drone?
Oh, my God!
Oh! And then I'm gonna park this right there.
without the big dick and the stamina!
I guess I should've tried pulling.
That's Dubai right there.
With regards to anal fisfing“.
I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!
Oh, my God. You are my bestest friend.
- What? - You're the first person who's seen it.
- Oh! Just relax. - What?
And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard
I know.
Nothin' says ass-whuppin' like good ol' Joe Jackson.
This is WEEZY bitch
Oh, Atlanta!
Check this out. Look at this.
There's a typo in the header.
God damn it, motherfucker!
I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!
g sanity on this bitch g sanity on this bitch
Turn around. On your knees.
Who's next? What are you guys, Ocean's Eleven?
Oh, love it.
I'll fuck you through slavery times,
She was older.
Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?
Don't touch me!
- Spanish? - Si.
I smoked crack. Not for long,
But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.
I hate you the way Kanye West hates everybody else!
What's wrong with that?
Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!
All right, give me a smile.
You're a hole-ass, you're might on the roney,
"Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?"
Oh... Ms. Steale.
to fuck your little ass up!
Hannah“.
Oh, my God! Okay, tell me you've done anal.
Thank you, Mr. Black.
Yeah, girl, get that dick, girl, get that dick.
Oh, God!
You know what?
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Ooh!
I'm so happy to see you.
I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!
But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?
Whoo!
Look at these things.
- Oh, damn! - Oh, my God.
It's exactly what I want.
Not a hairy one.
Fear-type shit right now, girl.
Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.
Tantalizing.
You all spent four hard years in this school getting your diploma,
Like that little director fellow, you know,
Are you, like, Donald-Trump-running- for-president drunk
God damn it, Hannah!
Um...
Oh, no, nigga. No, we not finished yet!
Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.
- Why is it angry? - Why did you ask that?
And he's a major beneficiary of our university.
- I can't believe you're a Republican. - Sorry.
so fuck to the no!
- What's the safe word? - Stop it!
I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.
What does that have to do with me?
Oh.
it was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,
You complete me?
니가
All I ask is that you do your very best.
Thank you so much for doing this last minute.
- That's all I ask you to do. - Yes, sir, out of respect.
Oh, my, you have beautiful breasts.
You'll be like, "Oh, shit! How many times you fuck me?"
How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.
and he wakes up every day
Oh, no, that could've been anybody.
Who, my mom?
Ooh!
I loathe you.
Hate you?
Now I gotta get rid of two crazy bitches. Fuck.