Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got me all fucked up with your emojis, like...
No!
That must be your birth daddy.
See, most people use a universal lock key in their sex dungeons
Yeah, that's correct.
- Deuces, bitch. - Okay, I got you! I see you later!
I got an idea.
You don't need a key to get in a hamper, Hannah.
At this little club in Tampa.
Shit, you lucky, girl.
Oh, my God!
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
Ron, this is my boyfriend, Christian Black.
Oh, my God!
- Hey! - Oh.
Who makes Denzel Washington cry? Nobody!
Yes, please.
- Mmm-hmm. - Bitch, you smell like shit.
Why was that even a movie?
Oh!
Christian, you can do so much better.
Ah!
Oh, speaking of disappearing, I have a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio!
Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale.
Uoo
Dance!
Oh!
Oh, God, girl, I thank God every motherfucking day
I don't do the romance thing.
She just call me the N word?
White girls, get that elevator fixed.
Oh, thank you.
Oh. I got nothing, guys.
The moon shall rise again.
Hey, the mail come already?
- Really? - Oh, yes.
If it's got like little red zit-like things on the head of that shit,
Because you forgot to put them in there.
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
and then we have seven kids, and we live in a big house...
You want me to be somebody that I'm not.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
"I ain't falling for that shit.
No.
like pigeons on old garlic bread!
Okay.
So tight.
Silly. You couldn't fuck me
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
- Jesus! - Thank you.
You know, despite the Salvation Army sweater,
How come you didn't tell me about her?
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
Oh, yeah, I have an outie.
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?
- What do you feel? - Oh, my God.
Yadda-yadda, we end with sex.
Especially if it's for money or crack.
That is way below Blue Book!
This is WEEZY bitch bitch
or your jewelry box.
Yeah, well, how about... Ha!
I haven't blinked once.
Ooh, that feels so good.
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
You don't even like Nicholas Sparks movies.
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
- Until we meet again. - How can I touch you?
I knew you loved me.
It's grocery time.
Page four, section 13-20.
Tile!
But what you got here is an over-molded swivel key.
I know, 'cause, boy,
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
You know I pulled a hamstring?
- You just rolled your eyes at me again! - No, I didn't.
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
where that insect is from Men in Black.
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
than running down 47 flights of stairs?
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Oh!
You wanna chain me to this rack...
Please, listen to me!
While there may be some truth to that, that's not the reason.
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
Worldstar!
The nigga's a ninja! This nigga's a ninja.
You want another drink?
Yeah.
Damn it, that shit was cold!