Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like a Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and it's over.

Yeah, he's lucky.

I mean, if you're gonna do anal,

Please, call me Hannah.

Why are you showing me this?

You sign that, but then you get that paper, boo, all right?

That McCafé menu got a girl gushin'.

Rookie move, Mr. Black.

Last time I went to coffee,

That's painfully uninteresting.

Oh... Okay. Yeah, of course!

We do. Great pleasure. It's been a pleasure.

Who knows what kind of crazy wig he would have been wearing?

I'll fuck you. I ain't gonna like it, but I'll do it.

That's not even a real language.

No, Bill Cosby's a sick motherfucker.

Gosh, my eyes are hurting.

It could've been Sam Jackson in Ride Along.

You could date white women.

You can't come out like that.

We can't see them through your pants.

I know. But I have softer whips.

Save me three boxes!

You're exactly what I want.

and a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,

Can I help you with something?

Let me know when those space Pampers come in, okay?

Oh, girl, that's cute!

- Hannah, this is my mother, Claire. - Oh.

I think I have everything that I need.

I'm gonna go and visit her, actually, in a few days.

with Kateesha at the university.

God damn it! Motherfuck!

I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next month.

that first made you fall in love with literature?

And then I will send you to your room

Welcome to my world.

Oh, you have no idea what joy we have had from having our kids.

You'll find someone. Somebody who wants to be open

You know, I thought you'd turn out not to be shit.

Twenty-seven times is the fucking charm.

and I thought it was cute.

And your favorite, of course, hot sauce!

Well, it was important to me

I can't help it when a tall, athletic brother

I'll see you later, woman.

You'll get better with experience. Just keep working on it.

I mean, it's not even legally enforceable. You know that, right?

after lunch and two games of racquetball.

Holy shit, you're good!

Come on, there's other black actors!

God, my arms are really starting to hurt.

That's the one with Ryan Gosling

I fucks with your stepdad.

Are you a romantic?

Give me that. Give me that.

When you're in this room, you do as I say.

What, a black man can't have a nice place like this?

This was not in the contract!

I'm putting that in there in bold.

Oh, this is a great time.

You let guys put it in your little rusty bullet hole

Jesus Christ! Just spit it out!

Eh... Handcuff.

I've done this before. _

I was one hand job away from losing valedictorian to that bitch,

I'm not too sure, but I think cinco comes after tres.

You gotta calm them niggas down.

Perhaps a little bit of flogging?

Girl, he's staring at you like some real

I mean, you're the first woman I've seen Christian with.

Now, for the last father-fucking time,

Flo Rida is lucky.

My name is Eli.

chlorophyll, wood chipper, plastic sheets

- Fuck yeah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa...

That tastes horrible.

Listen, I don't fuck white girls, okay?

Like you's all bent over, and you're crying. You look a little crazy.

"Bitch, you got 47 skin tags on your dick?

Then they start throwing around all these big SAT words

I mean, I like long walks on the beach.

Lots of sex, we have more sex.

Was I rushing or was I dragging?

Here, now, help me outta here.

And strike out vaginal fisting.