Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, it's tickling.

Like, what does that even mean?

How you feelin'?

Oh, God, that song tears me up.

I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.

to help him regain his strength.

- What are you talking... - Shut up.

So, how was he?

See, that's... That's communication.

I have something special planned for you.

- No more broke niggas. - No offense.

Please welcome Mr. Christian Black.

I wanna be your muse.

Come on, don't hate me.

and my music teacher.

- What are they called? - Oh, I know the name.

I can't believe you're a Republican.

I'm gonna call you.

Hmm, Mr. Black.

My crackhead mother never taught me.

I assumed that he was...

Come on, let's get you outta here.

I need my car back.

Here. Eat. You'll need your strength.

Hannah, are you wasted?

Oh! I'm so proud of you.

and they would kill for this meal.

You know, the little ugly one that nobody wants to touch.

I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.

If I didn't know better,

We should take it to the next level

- Nice meeting you. - Bye.

How about some wine?

And now the real torture begins.

There ain't no camouflage, no fishnets and no fluorescent colors.

It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.

Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.

A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!

Ooh, I think you going platinum in about two minutes! Oh!

I know, but I'm trying, okay?

- Ooh. Let me get this straight. - Mmm-hmm.

Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"

No, no, baby. Just me and him.

What's important here are the rules.

God, how long has this been going on?

- Are you two dating? - Oh, no, Mother, we're not dating.

I might mistake you for a serial killer.

Oh, you got some crazy shit coming, boy.

Yeah, this is Hannah.

Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!

Remember what I told you, okay?

Okay, Ms. Steale.

Like Tiger Woods and Seal.

So, in closing, I would like to say,

- A condom? - Yeah.

- Kateesha! Oh, my God, we did it! - Girl!

- Really? - Yeah. Check this out.

I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!

I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.

Girl, you are 20-something years old!

This is for Lupita Nyong'o in 12 Years a Slave!

and then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.

- She's been married eight times. - Yeah.

- You want romance. - I deserve it.

Oh... It hurts so much.

I've been staring at you all night.

- Ooh! Watch the teeth! - Sorry.

Do you love her?

I can't seem to find those in my...

Oh, my God, look at both of you!

I don't keep up on current events!