Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ain't Ms. Kavahellnah?

Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!

However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.

And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!

Oh, you burned it!

and your big ol' Usher nose,

Butthole chronicles

You better get your shit together, Black!

Here. Just contact me.

No, no, it's not me that's changing you.

- I'll have two. - I'd love to, Mom,

- Thank you. - Um...

protects both you and me, but mostly me.

Touched a bitch's booty hole in Dubai at the airport.

It's the same premise.

adopting underprivileged children.

or, like, Donald-Trump-saying- he-don't-like-Mexicans drunk?

Okay, well, I got something

into the middle of the next minute.

- Where does the blowing come in? - Finger pop?

And you! You are a stripper!

And I'd be like, "You fell."

I've done this before.

Well, I just can't tell you how pleased l am to meet you, Hannah.

things have to be different.

You talkin' 'bout like this?

That ain't gay. It's just exploratory.

Ooh, that tastes like a white boy on spring break.

Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.

Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!

We have a long drive ahead of us.

It was really nice to meet you.

- Ah, Christian. - Hello.

I've gotta get outta here.

Now, where is my wallet?

You're, all hairless and big-eyed and wild-looking.

This nigga's back here settin' records!

Well, don't get mad at me. I don't know Spanish.

That's his deep, dark secret.

You know, Hannah,

Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.

or hanging like wet straps in a car wash

"No, stay away from me!"

Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?

I said don't move!

Well, looks like you're all set now.

Well, how did you get into this whole

where he played this mentally disabled athlete.

Oh, God, make it stop!

Ooh, that so romantic, boo. What that mean?

Of course I got a condom. Hold on one second.

When does that end? Oh, my God!

- Oh. - Come on, Hannah,

and just toss your little ugly ass

Oh, you made it.

Don't look at me!

So, did he have a big dick?

I've been waiting my whole life for this.

One! Do not divert your gaze.

- Bitch! - He had such a beautiful face.

This hurts so much.

I mean, you hit that statue like a hard-charging rhino,

Well, you're white. You'll be fine.

The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry around!

And I have the blue balls to prove it.

But I want it to have some experience.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, enough with the small talk.

Well, you're in luck, we got some cable ties right here.

She gonna need a gynecologist

- Real estate? - Drug dealing.

Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!

My brother, peace and blessings.

"I'm not a bidness man, I'm a bidness... man."

Take it to town, motherfucker. Get that dick.

Thank God you're wearing a condom.

Oh, you know, it's customary for a woman

You done? I gotta get to church.

Wow, I smell the hair.

It's you that's changing me!

You do want me to, don't you?

- Who you calling a bitch? - Oh, shit!

and putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.

I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.

I didn't wanna have to do this to you,

that's been yanked out of somebody's asshole.