Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even The Last Song.

Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.

Second thought...

I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.

You are wasting time.

Let you keep the baby and everythin'.

there's something oddly attractive about you.

My dad left me when I was two years old,

Was it Chaucer, Shelley or Keats

There are billions of starving Chinese children

Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?

- What? - Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,

- How did I get here? - I brought you here, Hannah.

I said I really love this job. It's amazing.

Nah, mine is way different.

but just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.

Your ass is twerkin' as I'm sitting here talking.

Then you show me the worst.

Ms. Kavahellnah.

- Nah, that don't count. - What do you feel?

shall command these shackles unlocked!

into the whole works here,

I knew I should have had you sign this contract.

I wanna see how bad it can get.

and three large boxes of space Pampers.

I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,

I don't understand your whole fixation on him.

That shit was just gratuitous!

Thank you. Let's talk about life and your purpose.

You need to find Jesus! That's what you can do.

Man! I can't believe this!

Where we going?

That song sounds so sad.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Goin' raw in you, you, you, you

We had breakfast. Time to go.

- You can fuck anybody you wanna fuck. - Thank you.

No. Why would I do that?

What would Oprah say? "On the DL?"

you stop feelin' sick, okay?

without no supper, young lady.

Drinks anyone? Drinkies?

Yes. With benefits.

Okay, well, how about I just mount you

- Ta... - Maybe Ten?

Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.

I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.

- Hi. - What the fuck?

Ooh, yeah... Oh, shit!

I don't know how to count, okay?

disappointment of all is to me?

Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.

Ooh, girl, he got tats on his tats.

I thought you wanted me!

Open your eyes. Lizard kisses, come on.

It's like I'm on air right now!

I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.

from the Mandarin province of China.

So proud of you.

I don't understand!

like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.

Over there fucking Charles Barkley.

Christian, you have to let me go.

Hey, you don't have to compete with it!

A little Proactiv on it.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!

We're gonna fix this situation. Right now.

I mean, she was so sweet.

This is gonna hurt you a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

On the count of three, the Great Mysterio

This is for Kerry Washington from De-jango Unchained!

"Bitch don't love a nigga."

What I'm trying to say is, I love