Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Christian Black.

you put that in your butt, okay?

to your mom being a gutter slut

So, what do you think?

And you show them niggas love! Show them niggas love!

You messed with the wrong bitch.

Sorry. I didn't have time to shower.

I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.

Oh, Black, get off the bed! You make me sick.

I think I need to pick up a few more items.

Between global warming and the world economy crashing,

- Seven. - Seven it is.

I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,

What kind of Republican watches CNN?

I didn't catch the last thing.

I just fucked her a few times.

I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, your mama's over at the rehab.

- Hannah. - Christian.

- Answer the question! - You were rushing!

Of course, she's my mother.

Christian Black.

to take a look at this.

You sound angry.

Christian, what do you want?

You gonna tell me nobody wanted the pussy?

- No. - So, what do you want?

- You just never know. - Yeah.

no friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!

I can't remember the safe word.

Oh, what's she doing? She's rolling her eye. Look at that.

Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible.

I'll send you a check for $37.

But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.

Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?

How about your mother?

you know, like some Game of Thrones shit!

'Cause that's some crazy shit, man.

Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.

Who wrote this, a third-grader?

See, look, I have a Glory tear.

Well, you know, me and my brother were Thing 1

We called 'em Thang 1 and Thang 2.

Tastes like raw rump roast.

when anyone ask to admin for WL

"March, 1982?" Aw, hell no.

We're just fucking. Hard.

Yeah, I guess if you're into the wildly-successful,

You don't want none of this.

Where is Bin Laden? When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?

No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.

A nondisclosure agreement

And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.

like in those National Geographic magazines.

And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,

when you roll your eyes at me and Craisins.

Oh. Come on, let's get you up.

You can find the rhythm in anything.

and you, like, suck my dick. Huh?

so you don't lose it.

dominant-submissive thing?

While running down 47 flights of stairs,

I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.

Can I get a fresh one? Maybe some jam.

I like this fella!

Shit, how you gonna walk up and kiss the girl that I raised?

She's a hot little number, though.

How are you gonna punish me?

because my roommate is in there.

And it's true. Especially when it comes

- Cheers. - Yeah.

And the day after that.

to that rack over there and spank you?

What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm a...

Oh, that was amazing.

He was all right, I guess.

I'm about to get medieval on your ass.

To my parents' house for dinner.

I... I thought I was fucking.

You're just getting crazy.

we wouldn't want to get you pregnant, right?

I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt

Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?

Good girl. Phew!

Oh, sweetheart, please stop. She's our daughter.

Thank you, Ms. Steale.

I'm an Xbox man myself.

I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.

Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,

Well, were you rushing or were you dragging?

Oh, then your mom must be a stripper.

Come on, gimme that kiss!

Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.

Goin' raw in you, you, you“...

and the smells that's on my fingers