Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Little? - Yes.

Iggy Azalea is lucky.

See, you have to know your business inside and out.

He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.

But what you not gonna do...

it helps your social standing...

after he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.

My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!

"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle."

- Thank you. - You know, Ms. Steale,

Joaxx gathering buffs days before the raid...

Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.

We not finished with you yet, nigga!

Give up hope! Think about it.

Hell to the no!

I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.

being that you from a drunken whore.

that you're still a virgin.

- Whoa. Slow it up now. - Just one "Cuckoo!"

So, Hannah, are you interested in having children?

You brought a condom, right?

All she wanted was some soap!

- Whoo! - Already?

Please, Ms. Steale. Just keep an open mind.

- Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. - ...and Thing 2!

It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!

Now, right home you go!

Girl, I'll see you later.

I wish you would.

Hey, how did you get in here?

And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...

- Stand back! - Oh.

'Cause I love havin' sex unprotected

Sometimes the pain is in your mind.

It's so nice to meet you!

Okay, okay, you wanna play?

Please just... Are you gonna let me down now?

- Is there a problem? - Absolutely not.

we may fight, and then we get cool again,

It was one of my mother's really close friends,

Black, I really like you, man.

And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.

You're all set, Ms. Steale. Courtesy of Mr. Black.

Take an umbrella 'cause...

I tried to hide in your nightstand,

with a pussy that nobody wanted would say.

Nothing? You don't feel nothing?

I mean, get in touch with you!

Who the fuck is that?

You're not upset because I haven't signed

I can get down with that short, fat dick.

These are Kateesha's questions, okay?

- Maybe you wanna get that squeezed. - Okay.

And your lesson starts right here.

That's the smell of his balls

Okay? Wait, time-out.

You shut up and watch.

That's crazy. That's crazy.

Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.

Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!

I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,

that our adopted children were exposed to their native cultures.

the greasy weaves,

the nastiest bitches' pants all over the world.

You just push me, nigga?

Ow! My neck. Ow. Ooh.

That's amazing.

I'm a certified stalker.

Ooh, that like an E minor or something?

- You're like a brick wall, just boring and rigid... - Okay.

Okay. You ready?

Welcome to my world, motherfucker.

You're infected, yeah

I mean, okay, shh...

since I got my butt implants.

Don't let me get to clappin', boo.

Oh, you better get dressed, or we're gonna be late for the regatta.

or stuff you in a sack with a bunch of rocks

They do it differently than black people do it.

You know what, I gotta hang out with you, man,

I sure did. Mmm...

Look, my crackhead mother never taught me

It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.

You're gonna have to forgive my mother's behavior.

Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!

I lost six essential teeth.

Oh, no, I'm... I'm Hannah Steale.