Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It was Seuss. - Seuss!

I mean, I might've dipped, but...

Yes, actually it does matter,

In case you're wondering,

This is for Denzel Washington.

As you should, Mother.

Okay, Mom. Mom, please.

What we supposed to do in here?

Very Sasquatch of you.

- A virgin? - Yeah.

- That's my favorite one! - Bitch, I'm out!

Christian, I thought you'd like it.

putting your parents in debt,

White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.

I said I'll see you later.

Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?

Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?

- What color do you want? - Red.

or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.

Because they're dead.

- There's none of that. - No play cousins?

that the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.

That's a line from the movie Radio.

Don't look so nervous, Christian.

Ooh, that hurt! Oh!

Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.

And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,

- How you doin'? - My brother.

Ooh. That's a nice key.

Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.

because I'm deep.

Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!

Girl, you got that list of questions?

- But I'm upset. - Get off the bed!

and I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,

I mean, it seemed almost inevitable

You know I'm five-four seconds from wildin'.

the one that married Mia Farrow?

Hard and quick.

Are you gonna find something that actually works?

You're a sick motherfucker.

It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a

I don't make love. I fuck.

Need antiseptic, yeah

You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.

I had plenty of time to think.

Why? He's hilarious.

Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?

- Man, it's impressive. - Thank you.

That's a good number. Oh, God.

I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.

Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.

And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."

"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"

You gotta what?

Even the antibacterial soap!

"it's Radio that's teaching us."

Well, hello there.

My God, we didn't...

And your vag doesn't get stretched out

That was like two strokes!

I have four restraining orders,

You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?

Well, you look like a thumb

But, like, short and thick, girl?

Ooh, girl, another gift?

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Keanu Reeves is lucky.

You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...

Oh! That wasn't fucking!

Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,

- Jeez, Hannah. - Oh.

- Still there. Never went away. - Oh! Damn!

I need you to count with me.

What? Where you goin' with this?

Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.

- Huh? - I have to take a shit!

until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?

so you can tell your mama and your pastor

Here, Hannah, here.

I like this nigga right here.

You're gonna need somebody else

Yeah. It's nice.