Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you very much.

There was just nothing I wouldn't do for my children. Hot, hot...

- Ugh! It tastes weird. - All done?

Come on, let's get you up.

I know how it goes.

Your mother fucked everybody in the neighborhood,

Okay, I'm gonna go so I won't be late for your interview.

I really wanna show you.

And sometimes the pain is not in your mind!

I wanna go all the way.

Yeah, just don't pass her around like we did her mama.

No more of this pussy-ass punishment

- How about them? - Like who?

Well, they just talk a lot, you know?

Between global warming and the world economy crashing,

I hate him. I'm gonna call him.

Christian, you don't want somebody like me.

The brick on the ground says "Property of Christian Black."

Now, count off.

I was just saying. He said it to her,

So, what do you think?

I want you to give yourself to me sexually.

I'm studying literature

I gotta go to the ladies' room.

- Hey! Hey! She said no! - Stop!

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

you're obviously gonna have vaginal fisting. I mean, it's a given.

Mai's the one that I worried about the most.

- Whoa! - Huh? Unable to make good decisions?

Ooh, Daddy, I want you to write a song about me.

You two are fucking.

Don't feel bad.

Oh, come on, I can't compete with that!

Or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones. Or even Ice-T.

- I require at least two or three. - Five.

And I love when my dick's in you naked

That song sounds so sad

Yes, Ms. Steale.

Yeah, yeah, it does.

I hate you the way Republicans hate ObamaCare!

That feels weird. What is that? It's so hairy.

- Hey. - Don't get me wrong.

It is awesome to meet you.

It's not little! You're just little people!

Wait, wait, wait, don't move. Don't, don't...

We passed her mama around like a baton, man.

Oh, my God, what kind of jet is it?

All right, just sign here.

Yes, I would, if I met the right person.

You gotta get your shit together, Ms. Steale.

You're right. If you were my dog, I would do this.

'Cause, girl, you burned it

Are you ready for the ride of your life?

I don't know who that nigga is with his shirt off.

Did you break my fucking stool?

Please, have a seat.

- Isn't it? - Yeah, it's the fucking charm.

That was my sorority paddle!

Oh, my God, I'm coming!

So, for Eli, I have prepared Balangu.

and no future prospects.

Okay? And I double-bolded that.

the odd rolled-up $100 bill that's got a little bit of powder on it.

What kind of sick pervert beats you for their own enjoyment?

"Thank God I'm not you."

I love it! More!

Right over there.

and Thing 2 for Halloween this year.

but I've never seen anything like this.

That's not what I'm talking about.

I'mma go punch a bitch in the throat.

And strike out anal fisting

Damn, you must be giving that bomb head!

You know? You grab a beer, right?

So, tell me about your family.

He gonna be like, "Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."

I think I'm pretty good at this.

I hate you the way black people hate cops.

to make a man an oversized sandwich

Let me fix it for you.

Three million, 746 hundred million times.

My God, she has a nickname?

Yes, I am wasted.

No, they're not! Okay, Hannah, you're mine, okay?

Anal, yes. Fisting, sure.

First off, you'll get grounded.

Bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout Lil Weezy!

You thought you were gonna do this shit to me?