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Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."

'Cause that's fucking weird.

Enough with the interrogation.

Hey, where are my other stepdads?

A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?

- She don't deserve it. - Half the dick.

I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.

You know what I went through to steal this car?

Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...

But they made him cry in Glory.

A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!

- Wait, I thought that... - No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.

Like, it specifically says, and I quote,

Ow! You nicked me!

You have low self-esteem?

- You're not ready for this! - I'm ready!

Please, call me Christian.

Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...

Oh, my God. Get in here.

Do you know why I hit you in the head

I don't... I don't understand.

Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?

- Christian! - Oh, shit!

What's your name again?

What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Sure she is, dear.

Page one, paragraph one.

to all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.

I'm so proud of you.

Congratulations, Hannah.

What's there to like!

I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?

I mean... The car was a steal.

Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,

You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?

And what would I get out of it?

You never told me that about your mother.

So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...

Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?

Let me put this in words you can understand.

- Yes, who? - Yes, sir.

Yes, Christian.

Fuck this shit! I'm out!

I am your mother, and I love you

Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.

Come on, let's get you home.

We haven't even fucked yet.

come pushing up on this thickness.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Oh, my God. It's not more broke niggas, is it?

"You have mad stacks of cash.

Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!

Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.

But you ended up looking real good,

You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!

Let's take a picture, let me get a picture

No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.

All right, let's break the Internet.

Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.

With a broken window?

Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.

and fuck you back to the future.

in a litter full of pretty puppies.

when I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!

How did this slip through the cracks?

You know the kind with the pink fur on it?

- We are just friends. Don't make it weird. - Oh, no, I thought...

You certainly did.

Does it matter?

I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,

I'm never gonna get none.

It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!

before he stopped doing his own taxes.

Baby, come on now.

Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.

I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.

Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.

Really? I guess I was expecting something