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I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU
IT'S BETTER ONE MINUTE OF EMBARRASSMENT THAN MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
HE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.
THIS PAPER NAPKIN IS A LITTLE SMARTER.
BUT AS A DRINKING PARTNER, YOU STINK.
HAVE YOU FINALLY PASSED THE MASSACHUSETTS BAR
JUST IN TIME FOR MY WEDDING.
OF COURSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ANTON CHEKHOV
QUIET, BLONDIE.
DO IT, SAM.
ARE YOU CALLING HIM AN APE?
OR I AM GONNA HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.
GUESS WHAT.
ALL THE SAME, I GUESS I OUGHT TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE,
WELL, I HAVE SEEN YOU ADD AND SUBTRACT ON THEM.
AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOCK TO BOSTON
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
CARLA, STAY OUT OF THIS, WILL YOU?
LOOK, SAM, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
YOU, NORMAN?
AND THEN WE'LL TOP IT OFF
NO. I ALREADY DID. JACKIE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW MORNING.
I LIKE YOU.
IT SEEMED FUNNY. I DON'T KNOW.
I'M ABOUT TO MARRY JACQUELINE BISSET.
AND WAVED GOOD-BYE TO MY PA, AND HERE I AM.
YOU DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE THAN ONE JACQUELINE BISSET
HE SAYS WE GOT A SHOT.
SUBTRACTION MUST KINDA HURT.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
NO, NO. YOU HAD A LOT TOO MANY THAT NIGHT.
WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGITIMATE CONTEST.
AS SOON AS I GET HER FACE TO FACE,
I DIDN'T MEAN FUNNY IN THE HUMOROUS SENSE.
LISTEN, DID CLIFF EXPLAIN WHY WE NEED YOU?