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That's all I wanted for us.
Right, I'm gonna go hurl.
the next five weekends, no overtime.
What's the most valuable thing in your office?
How's the unwinnable bet going?
Get down, everyone! There's a big fire!
out of police reports right now.
Why so down, little clown?
Oh, the gray pigeons?
It's gonna be a busy night.
Are you trying to jam pigeons into my air-conditioning vent
All right, how about this? I will bet you
Way to ruin the surprise.
Tonight has been a little humiliating.
My medal of valor.
Oh, I'm gonna find out anyway.
Ohh, strong. Ahh.
'cause you can't be the only one there
Are you in my ceiling, Peralta?
of the season.
For too long,
No, it will not. I'll do all of my work,
You have beautiful eyes.
is locked in the cabinet.
but your performance tonight has made me question
You wait for me to leave my office,
Yeah. That's a trip.
You tell anyone, I break your face.
Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy.
She keeps laughing at me.
I've got a million of these.
Maybe the third guy.
I'll cut 'em off at the exit. Okay.
Thank you.
That advice was, dance. Dance!
Yes, sir. Damn it.
Ugh.
Wait, stop scratching me.
I would do all of their paperwork.
That's it.
Just a normal janitor pushing trash around.
I will detect!
"Kind, sober, and fully dressed."
Well, how am I supposed to get it into that garbage can?
There's the robot I fell in love with.
No, I think she's really mean.