Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry about tonight.
22.76.
the four numbers you use the most...
No, scratch that.
outside of work.
We got egged.
not wearing a 'stume.
I'm 100% sure you'd be caught.
I meant to give you an out, so you could save face.
Come on. So I bribed them.
Ahem.
Hey!
lower yourself down, take my medal,
You can hang up now.
Small world. Yes.
And I won't tell anyone here
of Halloween adversity
$23.
I'm winning, four-nothing.
What about the pigeons?
I'd make a better criminal than any of them.
Who wants to have sex with a tree?
downstairs in ten minutes.
Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un.
What does your skin taste like?
Anyway.
No, no, don't touch the money! Ugh!
Was it a maple?
He high-fived me too.
Do you have any idea how much I spent on key chains?
You're actually a big softy.
to flush me out of my office?
How is it hot and cold?