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Fork.
Weak, flickering, barely giving off any light,
And outer beauty is also very important.
Jackpot.
It's breathtaking, Jerry.
and I am a big fan of art.
Oh, my God.
You're a levelheaded person. What do I do here?
But Chris has this very strict rule--
Some are big. Some are small. People did them, and they are here now.
When you're done with the light, fix the printer.
and, as of yesterday, bedbugs.
Where is your laundry detergent?
- Thank you. - A real goddess.
- Pillow Pet, Slap Chop. - Honey.
No, it's not.
Thank you.
Good morning, Ben.
Why don't you just go home for the rest of the day?
Hey, Leslie, you should really come
There's no noise allowed on Mondays, and no TV after breakfast.
a beautiful half person, half horse.
No, personally, I enjoy a good artistic depiction of the human form.
Brandi, I'm Thomas Haverford.
she did not.
I am not going to take the role.
Oh, my God. The baby is Tom.
And I didn't think you would give in.
art show opening at the community center,
and we need help with the rent.
then you're the dumbest woman I know.
And I never clean up.
Hang on. There is a big difference
I love it.
I can't have a dude sleeping on my couch
But it does look a little bit like me.
which is what I think Marcia is saying.
No. Please, please. Yes, yes...
apologizing for an obscene depiction of bestiality.
You know who might be able to help out
Learn it.
You've made your point, okay?
Or we could buy a Wii.
And the message of this painting is,
You're supposed to be in favor of public art.
No.
Well, I don't know.
Well, it's a painting of me as a centaur.
Okay. New lesson. Basic finance.
We were checking to see if the fire alarm worked.