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Can I help you?
Sitting in a rocking chair, eating baby crackers
All right, shoot it in the fireplace.
Tonight our guest is oscar nominee william H. Macy.
Mother, please. I don't have four spares. Mother, please. I don't have four spares.
Missed a spot.
Today, 75 cents, in five years, 80!
just measure that there--
Listen, uh, old-timer, I-I'd like you to meet Mason Fairbanks.
Then I put my name first on the list for a new heart.
Homer, that means your dad might not be your dad.
you find the happiness I feel today.
How often have you driven by a fire and thought,
Now, get him.
stick to your cover story.
Oh, that is so cool.
Homer, on your wedding day, I want you to have this.
Chikn! What is all this noise?!
I'm doing a story on people who...
No.I said I worked for a radio station.
Well, what choice do you have?
Look how happy we were.
We've gone over the spikes, Tim!
I thought you worked for a newspaper.
You're all losers!
wash those june bugs off of me.
Don't worry, this one's on Jesus.
Seymour!