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- and you expose him to all this... - Me?
He won the award for Integrity and Character.
"La Dolce Vita"?
If you care about what I think...
And for the record, I don't want her to be like me, either.
Oh, God, there's Chyna.
So... she's popular?
- Ohh! - It's not like I'm exactly an overachiever.
and move to Colombia and become a radiologist.
We just have face it...
Well, that's it.
Hi. Heh. Here's the thing.
What if it's my leg?
but this car is so gaudy.
You're a man now! Power through!
and drink some, um, beers.
Happy graduation day!
W-why don't we just sell the house?
What? When?!
then maybe there's another path... private schools.
I'm gonna kill him!
Maybe they're at that strip club you went to last night.
Hey, look at me!
I thought you said he'd be cried out by now.
she could lose all interest in school and drop out,
We actually do eat guinea pig.
Call me back, Dad! It's an emergency!
- goes in the lost and found. - There we go. Thank you.
Oh, God. They're really gone.
I'm just happy you and your dad