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for a special father-son celebration.
and I don't want any loose ends.
Well, I guess you can't have cake today.
I'm sorry about earlier.
To get all the crying out of your system
It was you who exposed him to so many amazing things.
- Good for Lily! - Yeah.
- Here you go. Yeah. - Thanks so much.
How could I miss it?
a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Hello, hello?! Where's my son?
and her deadbeat boyfriend and our savings are drained,
Of course I don't want that for her.
That's delightful.
It was a gift from my son!
I saw the pictures that he texted Luke from the strip club.
Oh, my gosh! Luke is driving!
Shh! How did you know?
Tell me what happened.
I guess I just needed to rehydrate.
- who's a doctor? - Yes.
Proud of you, though.
- Mwah! - You did it, buddy!
dealing with accelerated students.
Remember how cute he was
Oh, here, Dad.
How was your big night with Javier?
Can you please move over? I have to kill someone.
- I liked it. - What else?
More than baby pictures.
got to have some father-son time last night.
I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Holed up in her room every day after school, she wasn't...
to catch the tooth fairy?
Like... she plays golf?
The gown, everything...
my rule for dating was no kids.
She's as transparent as her pumps.