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-She reads all that stuff. -Diane: I do.
I wait on you guys all the time.
Hey, how many pieces of licorice have you had?
Listen, you've gotta relax, sweetheart.
Another mysterious odor?
I hate licorice. It's disgusting.
Larry: So, Mocha Joe,
Algernon beat you.
You don't look too good.
Larry: Well, they did.
I've ever had in my life.
that Ted Danson gave us. The Green Book .
No, I don't want to read.
-Diane. -All: No, no, no.
I had, like, this total beep panic.
You know, when you want to do something bad enough, you get it done, Ted.
-Which one? -Salesman: Yeah, which one?
what can we do for you?
Oh, my God. You sold my car?
(sighs) It's good. I don't know how he did it.
She knows all about cars.
Get some licorice. They got the most fantastic licorice
♪ ♪
Of course you're happy. Every husband is thrilled...
-Yeah. I'm not kidding. -You're kidding?
What are you doing? I thought you worked upstairs.
-Okay. So okay. -I know how it works, so okay.
-Coffee. (laughs) -Larry: Yeah.
I was, uh, bouncy. I was dancing. I--
-He could have. -I killed a baby?
No, no, no. You gotta contain yourself at the drop-off.
My mom would like that, too.
-Right? -It's almost like you're, like, caught doing something.
You ever see that anywhere?
Mocha Joe's not negotiating.
It comes from Bavaria. You'll never taste anything like it.
I gotta buy my, my old car new.
-We don't like to give it out to just anybody. -Don't worry.
I mean, really. Who are we kidding here?
Hey, you remember me? Ted Danson?
All right. I'll come back and check in.
Oh, boy.
Larry, this is n--
I was too happy at the airport drop-off.
and when I was in the bathroom,
Diane: Club sandwich and your soup.
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Keeps coffee hot for two hours.
-(Susie chuckles) -Wow.
-(stomach gurgling) -(groans): Aah. Whoa.
-What? What are you talking about? -I just wanna travel
-The role? -Larry: Yeah.
-We don't need a coat rack! -All right, then at least fix your scones, Joe!
-Yeah. -But we couldn't replicate the blink.
-He stays. -All right, look. You know,
and then I grab a ton of it.
All right, thanks.
-(claps) -Every drop.
-All right, well, thank you, Lar. I appreciate it. -All right. Okay. Sure.
Stay home. Go next door.
-Jeff: Oh, it smells great. -I'm so sorry again for the delay.
-Or, I, I feel like... -All: No.
I'm gonna come right back in a little bit
He's just negotiating.
-No. Actually... -Yes?
Many of my clients do this.
(scatting and humming)