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I got me a little spite season
-I do. Yeah. -Jeff: Are we going together?
-Yeah. -That's a top-of-the-line car.
Even though the baby's dead, I still wanna eat.
Jeez, a compliment. You have a natural touch.
he took the screeners!
-It's annoying. I can tell you that. -Yeah.
I don't believe you for a fucking second.
Turn the TV on, put that in front of you,
Relax what? $1.10 a cup, Mr. Danson.
-It was the initial response. But it's very good. -Freddy: Yeah.
you just went right through.
By the way, Susie's going out of town.
Everything's black, isn't it? Right?
You eat them like they're going out of style!
burnt toast. I don't give a fuck, I eat burnt toast.
-They're too moist. -You never had a problem with them before.
Yeah.
DEFECATION FREE ZONE!
-You are quite welcome. -Yeah, okay.
Mr. David, does look familiar?
Mocha Joe!
(theme music playing)
Wants to get together.
-Charlie... -(groans)
-What choice do I have? -Put in some coat racks!
Yeah.
-Ah. -Mr. Takahashi: Gentlemen,
-Come on. Sit next to me. -Here you go. You can read
♪ ♪
-Really? -Yeah, really.
Look what I got. Huh?
Yes. I had "next panic," okay?
♪ ♪
I'm going to every performance.
Yeah. Told you.
Okay. Well, now I know. And now I--
you know, eating licorice.
about all the amenities that we have here.
I live and breathe this guy 24/7.
-I'm running a business here. -Okay, I'll tell you what.
Ow. Jeez. Aah.
That's the kind of feature you dream about.
Hi. Is this for your benefit?
That sucker's got something up his sleeve.
-His absence will be felt. -That's true.
I wasn't that thrilled about going, either,
fuckin' blackouts,
(Leon groans)
(descending whistle)
Check out that sign. This is a defecation-free store.
Yeah.
-What's going on? -The, uh, the vents.
Well, I don't know. If you're so upset, who knows.
Now, let's talk about something that we're all excited about--
Hey, you... You know what?
-Take the car. -Are you kidding?
Is this even me? This car? I mean, look at it.
I'm gonna lend you some of my screeners.
-Oh, you don't? -That is correct.
Boy, my stomach's really bothering me.
Well, I don't need to drive anymore,
Jeff: ♪ Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah ♪
Enjoy the low prices.