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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Really? -He's crackin'!
It's a terrific movie, sort of a nicer...
and I wait on you again--
This is like the third time this month.
-(guffaws) -Larry: Yeah. I mean, he might not even be able to do it.
Black licorice, black jelly beans,
-Aah! Aah. -I'm so, so sorry.
-Only black for you? -Fuck, yeah.
-Yeah. Where is she? I'm still hungry. -I'm starving.
-What? -I gotta make a call.
Huh? You were right about the beans.
-Oh. Boy, that looks great. -God, I'm hungry!
I want that operation. I, I wanna be s-s-s...
-I need a fuckin' title. -You know, like assistant manager,
I think he's crackin'.
(chair whirring)
So we've both done it. I see it. I get it.
I'm going out with Cheryl tonight.
Jeff was the glue, anyway. Let's face it.
(grunting)
Oh!
-Yeah, but it's white. -Larry: So what?
Questions? What kind of--
what bus I'm gonna take to my new job.
She literally said, "I have diarrhea. I'm so--"
(keys clink)
A lot of the douchebags at the club have it.
-Jeff: I'll be there. -Larry: Yeah.
There's a little dent in the bumper, but...
Hello? Next!
It's just amazing to me
This is... Whose idea was this?
I am terribly, terribly sorry.
Beet salad.
-That's a nice touch. -Wow.
I, I didn't give them to, to anyone!
#4 $s
Ah, Mr. Takahashi!
By the way, how are you hittin' 'em, Mr. T?
Oh, this is tremendous. You gotta get a piece of this.
-and you're embarrassed by it. -Larry: Hey, by the way,
Tennessee Spitans. It’s a Spite Rebrand:
You can't sweat in food. It's just...
Well, that's reassuring five minutes before I go on.
-I gave you a car! -You just gave me a car!
at off-track betting.